Sam Smith 🦇
@samiv123.bsky.social
Bi goth woman who is just here to ramble
I’ve been trying really hard this year to get everyone Christmas presents from small businesses and I truly feel so much better this year about presents than I ever have. Usually I get so anxious and overwhelmed about spending the money but supporting small businesses makes it so much more fun.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’ve been trying really hard this year to get everyone Christmas presents from small businesses and I truly feel so much better this year about presents than I ever have. Usually I get so anxious and overwhelmed about spending the money but supporting small businesses makes it so much more fun.
People who do Beetlejuice and Lydia as a couples costume are weird as hell to me. Like the whole point of that weird wedding is how creepy and gross and evil Beetlejuice is.
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
People who do Beetlejuice and Lydia as a couples costume are weird as hell to me. Like the whole point of that weird wedding is how creepy and gross and evil Beetlejuice is.
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very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”
I truly can’t wrap my head around how I’m the bad person in my family for calling out my shit head relatives who wanna dick ride trump and refuse to acknowledge how that harms marginalized communities, specifically my autistic brother who needs support his entire life. Like what the fuck?
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I truly can’t wrap my head around how I’m the bad person in my family for calling out my shit head relatives who wanna dick ride trump and refuse to acknowledge how that harms marginalized communities, specifically my autistic brother who needs support his entire life. Like what the fuck?
The best and worst part of working at a salon is that none of us can spell anything correctly to save our lives.
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The best and worst part of working at a salon is that none of us can spell anything correctly to save our lives.
This day 7 years ago I ran into Steven at a concert and was like “wow Steven from high school is really cute” and this day a year ago we were touring our wedding venue. In a little over 6 months we’re gonna be married. That’s so wild.
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This day 7 years ago I ran into Steven at a concert and was like “wow Steven from high school is really cute” and this day a year ago we were touring our wedding venue. In a little over 6 months we’re gonna be married. That’s so wild.
Trader Joe’s has a microwaveable orange chicken lunch bowl and every time I bring it for lunch like all of my coworkers flock to the break room and are like “👀 did you get the Trader Joe’s orange chicken again” and it really makes me laugh so hard
September 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Trader Joe’s has a microwaveable orange chicken lunch bowl and every time I bring it for lunch like all of my coworkers flock to the break room and are like “👀 did you get the Trader Joe’s orange chicken again” and it really makes me laugh so hard
True Believer by Hayley Williams might be one of the best songs I’ve ever heard. And as someone who spent a lot of years growing up in churches and in southern Kentucky it just screams to parts of my soul I’ve never been able to articulate before.
August 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
True Believer by Hayley Williams might be one of the best songs I’ve ever heard. And as someone who spent a lot of years growing up in churches and in southern Kentucky it just screams to parts of my soul I’ve never been able to articulate before.
If one more person is mean to me this week I’m going to throw up.
July 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If one more person is mean to me this week I’m going to throw up.
Caseo is what I thought pewdiepie was when I was 12.
July 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Caseo is what I thought pewdiepie was when I was 12.
No it’s actually so stupid and frustrating that I am unable to sleep or stop crying because the fireworks are making me think of the shooting that I was completely unharmed in.
July 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
No it’s actually so stupid and frustrating that I am unable to sleep or stop crying because the fireworks are making me think of the shooting that I was completely unharmed in.
Truly so very confused why a country so plagued by gun violence celebrates its existence with huge explosions.
July 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Truly so very confused why a country so plagued by gun violence celebrates its existence with huge explosions.
Chronic illness sucks and I’m so tired of it
June 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Chronic illness sucks and I’m so tired of it
If I can’t be a vampire in life I should at least get to be a ghost in a old castle when I die.
May 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If I can’t be a vampire in life I should at least get to be a ghost in a old castle when I die.
I love working in the beauty industry but the fatphobia that runs rampant in it is truly mentally exhausting me.
May 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I love working in the beauty industry but the fatphobia that runs rampant in it is truly mentally exhausting me.
Ironically I am currently on a boat and struggling to get water. Alcohol? Loaded up. Water? There’s a limit…?
May 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ironically I am currently on a boat and struggling to get water. Alcohol? Loaded up. Water? There’s a limit…?
I am convinced that the most referenced horror icon in music is Freddy.
May 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I am convinced that the most referenced horror icon in music is Freddy.
So confused how James Charles continues to have an audience after openly admitting to sexting minors, but now he’s housing his “friends” abusive ex and gave said ex his “friends” address after she broke a lease and moved for the specific reason of not wanting her abusive ex to know where she lives.
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So confused how James Charles continues to have an audience after openly admitting to sexting minors, but now he’s housing his “friends” abusive ex and gave said ex his “friends” address after she broke a lease and moved for the specific reason of not wanting her abusive ex to know where she lives.
I got in a car accident today on my way to my first job and on my way home from my second job I hit a rock and popped my tire and I do not own a spare tire or have extra money
April 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I got in a car accident today on my way to my first job and on my way home from my second job I hit a rock and popped my tire and I do not own a spare tire or have extra money
Not a man hitting me with his car and it undeniably being his fault but him getting angry, cussing me out, and threatening me.
April 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Not a man hitting me with his car and it undeniably being his fault but him getting angry, cussing me out, and threatening me.
Randomly just remembered when my therapist in high school tried to set me up with her grandson after I just finished having a sobbing meltdown.
April 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Randomly just remembered when my therapist in high school tried to set me up with her grandson after I just finished having a sobbing meltdown.
Invention idea: bisexual car, it’s a regular Kia soul but with 15 cup holders
April 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Invention idea: bisexual car, it’s a regular Kia soul but with 15 cup holders
It’s really disturbing to me the way people make aesthetic edits using that poor girl from the Netflix documentary about CHILD ABUSE or that makeup influencer who just outed her ex as physically violent to her. Like why is my fyp on TikTok edits of abuse like ??? What is this???
April 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s really disturbing to me the way people make aesthetic edits using that poor girl from the Netflix documentary about CHILD ABUSE or that makeup influencer who just outed her ex as physically violent to her. Like why is my fyp on TikTok edits of abuse like ??? What is this???
This week has already been a nightmare and I just clocked out for lunch only to discover someone threw out my food (tupperwear included) so I guess fuck Sam today.
April 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This week has already been a nightmare and I just clocked out for lunch only to discover someone threw out my food (tupperwear included) so I guess fuck Sam today.
Being a social media manager requires a shocking amount of googling how to do my job despite having a degree in my job
April 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Being a social media manager requires a shocking amount of googling how to do my job despite having a degree in my job