Sam Gorenstein
samisnotadoctor.bsky.social
Sam Gorenstein
@samisnotadoctor.bsky.social
77/Flamingo
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I always assumed TBQ to be phantom of some sort, a grudge-spirit manifest from those forgotten class discussions on Blackboard, where you made a brilliant point but you got a zero because you entered it into the wrong section.
March 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Got big into yo-yo tricks for about a month when she was 9. Talked about “going pro with it” a lot, never clarifying what that meant. Found the yo-yo again years later. Surprised to learn she can still do all the tricks.
March 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"Bell Telephone, may I help you?"
"My phone is carcinizing."
February 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Is “Boat Goes Binted” one of those franchises like “Ernest Goes to Camp“ or “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle”?
February 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This is so good!
February 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
As a longtime member of “anyone,” I’d love to.
February 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That’s a ruse. You have every virus now. Even the fictional ones from 90s movies. I’m so sorry.
February 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Disclaimer: do not actually go to “FranFiction dot net,” I have no idea who or what is camping on that URL and I don’t want you to get a virus because of me.
February 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM