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$uppaSam
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i’m on xgames mode
which one of you gays is doing the soundtrack on Love Island
June 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but something is better than nothing and that’s why I would still vote for Gavin Bateman
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in the dark
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in the dark
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
these are dark times like where did all the bisexual men go
June 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don’t care that your state got a Cowboy Carter Tour date it should have happened to me instead!!!
May 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m about to turn into a conspiracy theorist here for a minute but those two Israelis getting killed and the murderer yelling free Palestine afterward seems like suuuuch a set up
May 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I talk to people from all over the US all day and all I’m saying is you can tell who’s from a state that’s had conservative leadership for a long time 😬
May 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
April 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
rich people so out of touch they’re not even in the vicinity of the room to be able to READ IT
Gayle King responds to criticism of the Blue Origin space trip by acknowledging it was expensive but insists useful information was gathered:

“Have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'”
April 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
katy perry really said let them eat cake!!! disgusting display of wealth and sooo tone deaf to our current reality YUCK
April 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
do you guys remember sim city and what would happen if you neglect your sims
April 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
USA girl you in danger
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
not doing any miami music week activities I’m a healed woman of god now
March 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
is this a safe space can we post pics on here
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
is blusky full of horny freaks yet like where is all the porn ???
March 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
TICKETMASTER CAN GARGLE ON MY BALLS
March 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I can’t explain it but fat girls losing a bunch of weight rn feels insidious. We’re regressing to the days of heroin chic but instead of heroin it’s something much worse (ozempic)
March 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this movie made me gay
t𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 r𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 e𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝟸𝟹 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢.
March 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
balenciaga coming out with a collection so ugly that I’m starting to believe it’s a form of quiet rebellion against the rich people that will inevitably buy it.
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this feels like a threat
Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco announce new single ‘Sunset Blvd.’

Out this Friday, March 14th.
March 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
we should have bullied the tech nerds more and harder
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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SHOW ME TO ME PLEASE SEND IT TO ME RACHEL
March 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
being alive is so exhausting rn I shouldn’t have to work under these conditions
March 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when did cars give up on cool buttons. can we have actual buttons for things again. I don’t want to drive a fucking iPad
February 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
unfettered access to mirrors cannot be good for you man we were only supposed to see our reflections on a shiny rock or gentle stream every once in a while
February 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM