sami sage
@samisagesays.bsky.social
🏝️out of touch coastal elite
🫶🏼cofounder of Betches Media & Betches News
📚author of NYT bestseller Democracy in Retrograde
🎙️host of Morning Announcements
🫶🏼cofounder of Betches Media & Betches News
📚author of NYT bestseller Democracy in Retrograde
🎙️host of Morning Announcements
the winner came from my threads account! she guessed 20 and the answer was a light 24 words
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
the winner came from my threads account! she guessed 20 and the answer was a light 24 words
As crazy as a Vance divorce would be, JD married Usha three personalities ago. He has no qualms about making sharp contradictory turns in public and acting like it’s perfectly normal.
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
As crazy as a Vance divorce would be, JD married Usha three personalities ago. He has no qualms about making sharp contradictory turns in public and acting like it’s perfectly normal.
Something I’ve been thinking about
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Something I’ve been thinking about
Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft excel
August 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft excel
I'm fairly sure he wasn't a licensed broker and he needed other people to place his trades (at least as of @vickyward.bsky.social 2003 profile in Vanity Fair)
July 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm fairly sure he wasn't a licensed broker and he needed other people to place his trades (at least as of @vickyward.bsky.social 2003 profile in Vanity Fair)
Trump's dad wouldn't let him grow up to be an artist, so he became a scam artist
July 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Trump's dad wouldn't let him grow up to be an artist, so he became a scam artist
We Are All Suffering The Fallout Of Billionaires' Emotional Problems: Exhibit 100
June 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We Are All Suffering The Fallout Of Billionaires' Emotional Problems: Exhibit 100
Uh oh looks like oil prices are getting a little yippy
June 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Uh oh looks like oil prices are getting a little yippy
Trump calls it fake news, we should call them Fake ICE
June 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trump calls it fake news, we should call them Fake ICE
BREAKING: leaked signal texts from Bibi to Trump
June 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
BREAKING: leaked signal texts from Bibi to Trump
The saddest thing is that Ted Cruz can give that interview and it will have no effect on his job. He was already reelected after leaving Texas voters and his own dog freezing to death in the dark.
June 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The saddest thing is that Ted Cruz can give that interview and it will have no effect on his job. He was already reelected after leaving Texas voters and his own dog freezing to death in the dark.
Reminder that an actual king got to have a birthday parade [sic] yesterday
June 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Reminder that an actual king got to have a birthday parade [sic] yesterday
The much exaggerated myth of government inefficiency turns out to be a projection by tech bros who convinced themselves the federal government is as useless as they are
June 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The much exaggerated myth of government inefficiency turns out to be a projection by tech bros who convinced themselves the federal government is as useless as they are
This photo to be specific
June 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This photo to be specific
More to add... The DOJ indicted the Russians for doing this as far back as the 2016 election season... it worked then, it's barely ever mentioned. Why stop?
June 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
More to add... The DOJ indicted the Russians for doing this as far back as the 2016 election season... it worked then, it's barely ever mentioned. Why stop?
“Am I gonna invoke the Insurrection Act? I don’t know a lot of people are telling me I should invoke it, they’re saying Sir, you’d be crazy not to invoke it, Arnold Palmer would have already invoked it 5 times by now”
June 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Am I gonna invoke the Insurrection Act? I don’t know a lot of people are telling me I should invoke it, they’re saying Sir, you’d be crazy not to invoke it, Arnold Palmer would have already invoked it 5 times by now”
We’ve reached the “cat toys with mouse” stage that always precedes the crossing of a new rubicon. “Am I gonna fire the FBI Director? Am I gonna accept the election results? We’ll see, a lot of people are saying I shouldn’t. Frankly everyone’s saying it” 1/2
June 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We’ve reached the “cat toys with mouse” stage that always precedes the crossing of a new rubicon. “Am I gonna fire the FBI Director? Am I gonna accept the election results? We’ll see, a lot of people are saying I shouldn’t. Frankly everyone’s saying it” 1/2
This is the guy who reportedly got Trump to scrap Elon’s NASA nominee. He is the Dan Scavino of Don Bonginos.
June 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is the guy who reportedly got Trump to scrap Elon’s NASA nominee. He is the Dan Scavino of Don Bonginos.
Seen this video 100 times but it hits different when Elon posts it
June 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Seen this video 100 times but it hits different when Elon posts it
Oh my god I love this song
June 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Oh my god I love this song
I'd also love to know how *he* knows what the Senate balance would've been without him?
June 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'd also love to know how *he* knows what the Senate balance would've been without him?