Samifer
@samifer.bsky.social
Art dept & accounting lackey for film & TV. MUA. Random fuckery.
#1 rule, don’t be a dick.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #BLM
#1 rule, don’t be a dick.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #BLM
Training With Aisling
Boxing and Tai Chi Instruction with Aisling
trainingwithaisling.com
July 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Christina only needs $1500 more. She’s saved up the rest from her new job. Let’s get her over the finish line 👊🏼
www.gofundme.com/f/christina-...
www.gofundme.com/f/christina-...
Donate to Christina Needs Help to Keep Her Home, organized by Christina Harland
Hi, my name is Christina.
In 2020, I lost my father. When I lost him, … Christina Harland needs your support for Christina Needs Help to Keep Her Home
www.gofundme.com
June 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Christina only needs $1500 more. She’s saved up the rest from her new job. Let’s get her over the finish line 👊🏼
www.gofundme.com/f/christina-...
www.gofundme.com/f/christina-...
21-1/2 hours later…I make it back to bed.
June 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
21-1/2 hours later…I make it back to bed.
Reposted by Samifer
Hey there! Christina is facing a tough time and needs help to pay her property taxes to keep her home. Your support can really make a difference, so if you could take a moment to click the link below to donate or share it, that would mean a lot. Thank you!
gofund.me/37f2f257
Donate, share!!
gofund.me/37f2f257
Donate, share!!
Donate to Christina Needs Help to Keep Her Home, organized by Christina Harland
Hi, my name is Christina.
In 2020, I lost my father. When I lost him, … Christina Harland needs your support for Christina Needs Help to Keep Her Home
gofund.me
May 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hey there! Christina is facing a tough time and needs help to pay her property taxes to keep her home. Your support can really make a difference, so if you could take a moment to click the link below to donate or share it, that would mean a lot. Thank you!
gofund.me/37f2f257
Donate, share!!
gofund.me/37f2f257
Donate, share!!
Reposted by Samifer
So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
I still talk to an old boss & she made a comment that she doesn’t think I realize how much people like me. (It’s true) But apparently, despite my very…*honest* nature…they do 😂 I recently had someone I swore didn’t like me personally or professionally recommend me for a position. Like…whut.
May 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I still talk to an old boss & she made a comment that she doesn’t think I realize how much people like me. (It’s true) But apparently, despite my very…*honest* nature…they do 😂 I recently had someone I swore didn’t like me personally or professionally recommend me for a position. Like…whut.
Ok. Prepped finally.
• California roll cucumber salad
• taco salad w/roasted chicken
• sweet n spicy shrimp hash wraps
• Chilli crisp carrot salad
• fruit & nut bowls
• California roll cucumber salad
• taco salad w/roasted chicken
• sweet n spicy shrimp hash wraps
• Chilli crisp carrot salad
• fruit & nut bowls
May 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ok. Prepped finally.
• California roll cucumber salad
• taco salad w/roasted chicken
• sweet n spicy shrimp hash wraps
• Chilli crisp carrot salad
• fruit & nut bowls
• California roll cucumber salad
• taco salad w/roasted chicken
• sweet n spicy shrimp hash wraps
• Chilli crisp carrot salad
• fruit & nut bowls
Reposted by Samifer
I think women everywhere can answer this one easily.
May 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I think women everywhere can answer this one easily.
Today marks the beginning of my 10th year in Chi. My family asks multiple times a year if I’m ever moving back. Not just to their state, but back into their house.
I have varying degrees of “no”.
I have varying degrees of “no”.
May 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Today marks the beginning of my 10th year in Chi. My family asks multiple times a year if I’m ever moving back. Not just to their state, but back into their house.
I have varying degrees of “no”.
I have varying degrees of “no”.
All these posts talking about calling their mothers for advice… I don’t think that called my mom her advice over 10 years. It’s called self-care.
May 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
All these posts talking about calling their mothers for advice… I don’t think that called my mom her advice over 10 years. It’s called self-care.
Hey there! Christina is facing a tough time and needs help to pay her property taxes to keep her home. Your support can really make a difference, so if you could take a moment to click the link below to donate or share it, that would mean a lot. Thank you!
gofund.me/37f2f257
Donate, share!!
gofund.me/37f2f257
Donate, share!!
Donate to Christina Needs Help to Keep Her Home, organized by Christina Harland
Hi, my name is Christina.
In 2020, I lost my father. When I lost him, … Christina Harland needs your support for Christina Needs Help to Keep Her Home
gofund.me
May 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hey there! Christina is facing a tough time and needs help to pay her property taxes to keep her home. Your support can really make a difference, so if you could take a moment to click the link below to donate or share it, that would mean a lot. Thank you!
gofund.me/37f2f257
Donate, share!!
gofund.me/37f2f257
Donate, share!!
This morning is full of them. I just realized, when explaining the happenings of the morning…I have a lot of …kind of shady knowledge 😂
May 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This morning is full of them. I just realized, when explaining the happenings of the morning…I have a lot of …kind of shady knowledge 😂
You know what? I’m good at makeup 😂 Like I’m often thinking I suck but a photo of my other mother makeup came up and without editing or lighting or anything…shit still looks good
May 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You know what? I’m good at makeup 😂 Like I’m often thinking I suck but a photo of my other mother makeup came up and without editing or lighting or anything…shit still looks good
I would like to lay here and not move for 1.8 days please.
April 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I would like to lay here and not move for 1.8 days please.
It is 6:50pm and I just had the thought “I can’t wait to go to bed”
😐
😐
April 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It is 6:50pm and I just had the thought “I can’t wait to go to bed”
😐
😐
That was the wrong fucking call. I don’t care what anyone says. Fuck that judges circle. I thought we were boxing, not hugging.
March 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
That was the wrong fucking call. I don’t care what anyone says. Fuck that judges circle. I thought we were boxing, not hugging.
Today’s fight day yall. I fucked up this yr& jumped to 171lbs on 3/2. I fight at 154& I had decisions to make.
This morning I’m at 155.4. I gotta shed 1.5lbs by 430. I’ve been fasting since 1130am yesterday. I got this. I won’t be in this position again tho.
Now excuse me. Need to go fight a bitch.
This morning I’m at 155.4. I gotta shed 1.5lbs by 430. I’ve been fasting since 1130am yesterday. I got this. I won’t be in this position again tho.
Now excuse me. Need to go fight a bitch.
March 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today’s fight day yall. I fucked up this yr& jumped to 171lbs on 3/2. I fight at 154& I had decisions to make.
This morning I’m at 155.4. I gotta shed 1.5lbs by 430. I’ve been fasting since 1130am yesterday. I got this. I won’t be in this position again tho.
Now excuse me. Need to go fight a bitch.
This morning I’m at 155.4. I gotta shed 1.5lbs by 430. I’ve been fasting since 1130am yesterday. I got this. I won’t be in this position again tho.
Now excuse me. Need to go fight a bitch.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kamyb22.bsky.social!!! I hope your day is filled with good foods and the best people 🩵
March 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kamyb22.bsky.social!!! I hope your day is filled with good foods and the best people 🩵
Reasons you want me on your apocalypse team:
I know how to treat knife/stab wounds.
Don’t worry about it.
I know how to treat knife/stab wounds.
Don’t worry about it.
March 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Reasons you want me on your apocalypse team:
I know how to treat knife/stab wounds.
Don’t worry about it.
I know how to treat knife/stab wounds.
Don’t worry about it.
Oh so THIS is why everyone likes these pants 😂 it’s ✨lovely✨ For once I don’t feel like a walking sock shoved full of mushrooms.
March 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh so THIS is why everyone likes these pants 😂 it’s ✨lovely✨ For once I don’t feel like a walking sock shoved full of mushrooms.
I said something about wanting to get rid of my ass and my mother responded “but men love big asses” and without thinking or hesitating, what came out was “I don’t give a fuck what men love”. Lol Whoops? Caught her off guard.
March 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I said something about wanting to get rid of my ass and my mother responded “but men love big asses” and without thinking or hesitating, what came out was “I don’t give a fuck what men love”. Lol Whoops? Caught her off guard.
I hate all the girl boss crap. Every time my mom gets me something with it I cringe. Like I get the importance of being a woman in power but I don’t need posters and shit. I’m just a fuckin boss.
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I hate all the girl boss crap. Every time my mom gets me something with it I cringe. Like I get the importance of being a woman in power but I don’t need posters and shit. I’m just a fuckin boss.
One of my vanilla friends responded to me via text with “lol good girl” and I am *not* sharing that part of my personality with her but thank god it was over text 😂
February 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
One of my vanilla friends responded to me via text with “lol good girl” and I am *not* sharing that part of my personality with her but thank god it was over text 😂