sam henri gold
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my local grocery store just started selling chestnuts. i was amused by this because i never thought of them as a real item you could buy, merely symbols of christmas that exist in song. so i bought one (1) chestnut for a quarter and now its in my toaster oven.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my local grocery store just started selling chestnuts. i was amused by this because i never thought of them as a real item you could buy, merely symbols of christmas that exist in song. so i bought one (1) chestnut for a quarter and now its in my toaster oven.
a story in two parts
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
a story in two parts
in case anyone wants to train the most fucked up language model imaginable https://huggingface.co/datasets/tensonaut/EPSTEIN_FILES_20K
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huggingface.co
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
in case anyone wants to train the most fucked up language model imaginable https://huggingface.co/datasets/tensonaut/EPSTEIN_FILES_20K
you know i didn’t expect the John Oliver wine to be good but it’s a surprisingly good cab
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you know i didn’t expect the John Oliver wine to be good but it’s a surprisingly good cab
i follow this account of a dutch industrial equipment manufacturer that just posts reels of boxes falling off their very short conveyer belts set to Avicii music. it absolutely rules
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i follow this account of a dutch industrial equipment manufacturer that just posts reels of boxes falling off their very short conveyer belts set to Avicii music. it absolutely rules
adding an AVCaptureMovieFileOutput to an AVCaptureSession screws up the gamma but ONLY when you’re capturing an iOS screen which is kinda driving me g-dang bananas (sorry for cussing)
am I dense?? am i doing something wrong??
am I dense?? am i doing something wrong??
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
adding an AVCaptureMovieFileOutput to an AVCaptureSession screws up the gamma but ONLY when you’re capturing an iOS screen which is kinda driving me g-dang bananas (sorry for cussing)
am I dense?? am i doing something wrong??
am I dense?? am i doing something wrong??
i bet the win32 microsoft word source code is haunted
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i bet the win32 microsoft word source code is haunted
last week i had a handshake so meek and damp that it ruined my year
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
last week i had a handshake so meek and damp that it ruined my year
you either get a normal dog that lives a normal life or you get a fun freaky dog that looks nutzo but there’s a 60% chance it gets disease and dies at 10
those are your options
those are your options
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
you either get a normal dog that lives a normal life or you get a fun freaky dog that looks nutzo but there’s a 60% chance it gets disease and dies at 10
those are your options
those are your options
there’s a salad place nearby that describes their southwestern salad as having a “bold, surprising, and unexpected” flavor
that’s does not describe a pleasant salad
that’s does not describe a pleasant salad
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
there’s a salad place nearby that describes their southwestern salad as having a “bold, surprising, and unexpected” flavor
that’s does not describe a pleasant salad
that’s does not describe a pleasant salad
did anyone anticipate the epstein emails being this dumb? swear to god they’re all like
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
did anyone anticipate the epstein emails being this dumb? swear to god they’re all like
WHY. IS THERE. STILL. AN ADDERALL. SHORTAGE. THERE’S BEEN A SHORTAGE FOR THREE YEARS. MAKE MORE.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WHY. IS THERE. STILL. AN ADDERALL. SHORTAGE. THERE’S BEEN A SHORTAGE FOR THREE YEARS. MAKE MORE.
Today we launched PALs at Tavus, give it a shot if you’re into this sorta thing :) https://www.tavus.io
(also the launch trailer is really well done)
(also the launch trailer is really well done)
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hachyderm.io
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Today we launched PALs at Tavus, give it a shot if you’re into this sorta thing :) https://www.tavus.io
(also the launch trailer is really well done)
(also the launch trailer is really well done)
shitty sephora salesperson: “i LOVE this cream, it just makes your skin fall right off the bone”
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
shitty sephora salesperson: “i LOVE this cream, it just makes your skin fall right off the bone”
I don’t wanna be dramatic or hyperbolic or anything, but I do believe that if you list your apartment as having a doorman and it’s actually just one of those Butterfly virtual doorman services, you should be tried at The Hague
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don’t wanna be dramatic or hyperbolic or anything, but I do believe that if you list your apartment as having a doorman and it’s actually just one of those Butterfly virtual doorman services, you should be tried at The Hague
buying a zebra but having trouble with the barcode
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
buying a zebra but having trouble with the barcode
god forbid a white boy wants a little schwarma this close to witching hour in SF
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
god forbid a white boy wants a little schwarma this close to witching hour in SF
happy guy fucks night ❤️🏳️🌈🇬🇧
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
happy guy fucks night ❤️🏳️🌈🇬🇧
the Tavus office is very cool btw
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the Tavus office is very cool btw
i’m just so elated that bill ackman is probably sad right now
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i’m just so elated that bill ackman is probably sad right now
oh alright that was over fast lmao
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
oh alright that was over fast lmao
NEW YORK LET’S LIB TF OUT
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
NEW YORK LET’S LIB TF OUT
when my bf sees another german person and they start speaking to each other in german, this is what it sounds like to me
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
when my bf sees another german person and they start speaking to each other in german, this is what it sounds like to me
copilot and first officer kiki’ing at the gate before my flight. nathan fielder would be so happy if he were alive
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
copilot and first officer kiki’ing at the gate before my flight. nathan fielder would be so happy if he were alive