Ooouuuuu 👀 very toothy adware virus

If you're still looking for names to give him, if I can yeet my two cents, he looks like a Vonteera or (if you wanna get a lil silly with it) JollyWallet, both names are actual adware viruses 👀

I also like how:

- Plugging it in
- Hitting the volume buttons
- Trying to get to open on my pc
- Visiting TWO phone repairmen
- Digging a thumbtack in the grooves of the power button

ALL of that didn't work. But PUNCHING it several times in the back managed to finally wake it up FJDKNFKJSDNF

FUCK I forgot I am so sorry
Art by the incredibly talented incredibly sexy @tiny-reeses.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

EATING THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT ‼️‼️‼️