Sam Haag
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Sam Haag
@samhaag.bsky.social
Kinesiology professor. Minnesota sports fan. Video game enthusiast. Didn't come here for the Mountain Music Festival. March 14-18.
Aladdin would take an apple out of his pocket and juggle it. Beavis and Butt-Head would start dancing. Even Boogerman would pick his nose. They were all alive.
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I played that game all the time as a kid and was completely oblivious to the history/politics of it until a few years ago.
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Those were a staple of my childhood birthday parties.
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Norm, I would happily buy you a beer at Target Field or CHS.
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
@bradtabke.bsky.social they were back at the DR Horton development in Shakopee around 10:40 this morning. 3 cars, 5 or 6 agents. They came up empty.
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Bijan could have made things a bit simpler by not running out of bounds on that last first down pickup.
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I couldn't hear anything in the huddle and mistakenly ran a swing pattern to the left.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Southwest metro
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I could have been asleep 2 hours ago.
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Winner of this game gets to go up 3-1.
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Sure, why not?
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
They called a timeout so they could punt?
October 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
L-A-T-E-R that week
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This is setting up a nice season of alternating weeks of our quarterback is lousy/our quarterback is great.
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's probably better to just get it over with early.
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Second draft: Gan Ning is canceled.
August 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Tough *and* gritty? What a combo.
August 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM