Sam Gross
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Sam Gross
@samgross.bsky.social
Why must I be "old"? I wanna be that now.
February 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sometimes, I think, wouldn't a short medically induced coma vacation be nice? 🫠
February 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Having a pity party....anyone want to join? 🎉
February 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I can not make everyone happy, for I am not a taco.
January 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
At this point, the only interactions I want to have are with dogs, cats, otters, and my husband. Nothing else exists.
January 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Growing "old" is not for the weak, and it is only for the fortunate.
January 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Day 1. We will survive, and eventually, we will thrive.
January 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The secret to how I've survived the last 37 years.
December 11, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I'm nearly convinced that 37 is the new 95 with dementia.
November 25, 2024 at 1:33 AM
They say that ignorance is bliss. 🙈🙉
November 23, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I just want the abyss to like me.
November 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Does my scale even have batteries? 🧐🤔
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I don't drink, but this sounds about right. Every day, just wrestling raccoons.
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
THE first post.

Right now, in this moment, it is the small victories we must hold on to the tightest; for they are what gets us through the ticking seconds of each day.
November 18, 2024 at 1:04 PM