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Sam Gaw
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Building infra from before it was cool 🛠️⚡️
Back when I was at Spotify working on mobile I had to design the caching. So if you ever wondered why Spotify takes up so much disk space 👋 I’m the reason you’re still able to play that old Rogan podcast you half listened to 6 months ago for 3 minutes. You’re welcome internet.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Microsoft was hit with a 15Tbps DDoS attack yesterday[1] but that's not the headline. Or the return to UDP-based amplification techniques. Anyone remember DNS resolver attacks? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

[1] - www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microso...
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Underwriting rapidly depreciating computers stacked in giant sheds so that sama can pimp fake girlfriend subs? There are arguably better ways for the gov to pump $1T into the economy. investinglive.com/stock-market...
ICYMI - OpenAI asks U.S. for loan guarantees to fund $1 trillion AI expansion | investingLive
OpenAI’s pursuit of government-backed financing underscores the escalating cost of AI infrastructure and the growing overlap between tech investment and public-sector support. The move could reshape f...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Unexpected log output from Claude Code’s new cloud infra. So many possible explanations, none of them a good idea.
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There’s a PFY at #vodafone shitting themselves at the minute, desperately trying to remember which uplink cable they shouldn’t have unplugged.
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Reposted by Sam Gaw
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That includes my book Advanced Functional Programming with Elixir
Sale runs Sept 18–20, 9am CT
Grab it here: pragprog.com

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September 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When you go on holiday with a book on the history of statistical theory. Don’t expect your 6yo to understand the appeal. 🏖️🤓
May 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
It was 12C today and I managed to get sun burnt. I’m never going to be able to retire somewhere nice.
April 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Quiet patience is not my biggest strength so I’m a very happy camper now that I’ve finally gotten my hands on @acroll.bsky.social’s new book.
February 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This is clearly beaver propaganda. The real headline should be “Illegal workers steal $1M from local economy”.
www.voxnews.al/english/koso...
The government had been planning it for 7 years, beavers built the dam in two days and saved them $1 million
castorIn the Czech Republic, beavers built a dam in two days, which local authorities had planned for 7 years
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February 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Apparently the CIA has a CTO. Did they swap waterboarding for leet code interviews? “Tell us what we need or we’ll make you whiteboard the median of two sorted arrays!”
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January 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Everybody knows that “hardware is hard” so why does it feel like so many startups spend more time on packaging to be like Apple instead of the product? I don’t want magnets on boxes, I want whatever you promised in the marketing.
January 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If games really influenced young people, munching pills in a dark room to repetitive electronic music would be a real thing.
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December 10, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Christmas is always a special time of the year for devs when they get another opportunity to explain to relatives wtf it is they do.
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December 10, 2024 at 1:17 PM