The Swiss have upset me.

Unlike my cursed handheld Dyson, which looks so sleek hung discreetly in my cupboard but still only deigns to perform for ten continuous seconds within any two hour period of time.

I could solve the West’s rare earth crisis with the number of lithium batteries I’ve bought to try and make it go.

Paging @katie0martin.ft.com

I mean honestly what kind of tool would look back over the last 70 years of US military action and say that the problem was - the reason they keep getting mired in intractable, viscous far-flung conflicts - is that they hadn’t been good enough at the killing and destroying part.

I don’t know what nauseates me more… his pig ignorance or the fact that he clearly revels in it because it will annoy people like me. And that is what he lives for.

Man. I just… I mean…

What a shit.

Omg is this recent? I mean… where to begin.