A joy to show the delightful folks at Toppings (Edinburgh) that I can write my own name!

Must stop wearing same coat to all signings...

#booksky #toppings #bookshops #edinburgh

I'd like to approach whoever is heading up the Hollow Earth conspiracies these days to pitch Overstuffed Earth: our magma core is expanding and thus, as time goes on, we all find it increasingly tiring to travel to previously reachable places, like the toilet or the shops.

#conspiracy

On the hunt for any book able to accurately and sympathetically convey the ardour and pathos of a persistent little headache.

#booksky

walked up to passport control at Copenhagen airport last night to be greeted with ‘why are you here?’ Alright Soren Kierkegaard!

Language is our punishment for abandoning the ape life of dirty fruit and good sticks.

Exhibit A:

My drink by the drink my drink drinks.

If only I could be a cute little korok today floating happily from a korok balloon. ☺️

#zelda #legendofzelda #botw #breathofthewild #korok

As a lifelong devotee of 'Mute Forest Elf Pottery Smash Simulator', it sure is more satisfying to enact terracotta crimes on the Hyrulian peasantry as their Head of State.

#zelda #EchoesofWisdom #nintendo

The Jane Austen Museum claimed this carried ailing patients around; I will no longer accept a lesser writing environment. Lock me in, carry me to pleasing views, and feel free to rest me down when I tire of the swaying.

#booksky #austen

Here is the Viking mouse to go with my Sutton Hoo Saxon cat from last year, they are cat and mouse set. #jeffdeboer #mousearmour #vikingjewellery #vikingarmour #vikingstyle #vikingdesign #fantasyviking #vikingartwork #vikingart #littlemetalfoxes

You are wandering through the woods. It is misty. Moonlight casts a cold highlight over the gnarled branches and decaying ground. Do you go towards the mountain in the distance? or back to the apparent safety of the trees?

Bath Signings, Part III! A top-tier time today at @toppingsbath.bsky.social, scribbling merrily through their stock of 'Escape Castle Dracula'!

Bath Signings, Part II! Defacing Escape Castle Dracula with the lovely lot at @waterstonesbath.bsky.social , a dear old haunt. Delighted for the sticker!

Book: LAUNCHED

Out in lovely literary Bath, UK, signing ESCAPE CASTLE DRACULA. First stop, the kindly folk at @mrbsemporium.bsky.social ! A treasure of an indie, beautifully curated.