Sam Everard
@sameverard.bsky.social
It’s ELAINE STRETCH!
The Broadway Grand Dame who’s also the ELASTIC SMASH HIT toy!
Posable DIVA!
Comes with 15 CATCHPHRASES!
🎵Here’s to the ladies who PUNCH!🎵
The Broadway Grand Dame who’s also the ELASTIC SMASH HIT toy!
Posable DIVA!
Comes with 15 CATCHPHRASES!
🎵Here’s to the ladies who PUNCH!🎵
March 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s ELAINE STRETCH!
The Broadway Grand Dame who’s also the ELASTIC SMASH HIT toy!
Posable DIVA!
Comes with 15 CATCHPHRASES!
🎵Here’s to the ladies who PUNCH!🎵
The Broadway Grand Dame who’s also the ELASTIC SMASH HIT toy!
Posable DIVA!
Comes with 15 CATCHPHRASES!
🎵Here’s to the ladies who PUNCH!🎵
A man next to me on my flight yesterday watched at least 8 back to back episodes of Brooklyn 99 and he didn’t laugh once. Nary a chuckle. Not even a light smirk. Just stone-faced watching hours of a TV show that he’d downloaded in advance and presumably enjoyed.
March 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
A man next to me on my flight yesterday watched at least 8 back to back episodes of Brooklyn 99 and he didn’t laugh once. Nary a chuckle. Not even a light smirk. Just stone-faced watching hours of a TV show that he’d downloaded in advance and presumably enjoyed.
It’s been a while now since I left my job to try writing more, and I think the project I’m most proud of developing so far in that time is a deep and interesting drinking problem
February 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s been a while now since I left my job to try writing more, and I think the project I’m most proud of developing so far in that time is a deep and interesting drinking problem
Are we that surprised Taylor Swift is ok with cosying up to right-elements at the Super Bowl, etc? She has a song called ‘Loves Tory’! It’s right out in the open!!
February 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Are we that surprised Taylor Swift is ok with cosying up to right-elements at the Super Bowl, etc? She has a song called ‘Loves Tory’! It’s right out in the open!!
“I don’t know Ed, it’s good and I love the ‘Nevermore’ stuff but it’s not that spooky at the moment.”
*Edgar Allen Poe crumpling up a draft of his poem ‘The Ostrich’*
“Fine. Maybe a bigger bird?”
*Edgar Allen Poe crumpling up a draft of his poem ‘The Ostrich’*
“Fine. Maybe a bigger bird?”
February 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
“I don’t know Ed, it’s good and I love the ‘Nevermore’ stuff but it’s not that spooky at the moment.”
*Edgar Allen Poe crumpling up a draft of his poem ‘The Ostrich’*
“Fine. Maybe a bigger bird?”
*Edgar Allen Poe crumpling up a draft of his poem ‘The Ostrich’*
“Fine. Maybe a bigger bird?”
Drove back to London from a couple of nights away yesterday with an open, half-empty bottle of red wine propped up on the back seat and I was driving like I was in a middle-class reboot of the Wages of Fear
January 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Drove back to London from a couple of nights away yesterday with an open, half-empty bottle of red wine propped up on the back seat and I was driving like I was in a middle-class reboot of the Wages of Fear