I hope you warm up soon
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I hope you warm up soon
What do we want?
Aeroplane noises!
When do we want them?
Neeeyooow!
Sorry
Aeroplane noises!
When do we want them?
Neeeyooow!
Sorry
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
What do we want?
Aeroplane noises!
When do we want them?
Neeeyooow!
Sorry
Aeroplane noises!
When do we want them?
Neeeyooow!
Sorry
I don't believe in ghosts, but the house I grew up in had a ghost in it
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I don't believe in ghosts, but the house I grew up in had a ghost in it
Thanks. If nothing else, it proves that my face is as long as I thought
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Thanks. If nothing else, it proves that my face is as long as I thought
But would a horse who isn't your friend be frolicking around you? I don't think so
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
But would a horse who isn't your friend be frolicking around you? I don't think so
It'll be fine. It will all be fine
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It'll be fine. It will all be fine
Ah well. I never really liked leaving the house anyway
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ah well. I never really liked leaving the house anyway
I had one of those the other week and haven't been able to find my spare car key since
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I had one of those the other week and haven't been able to find my spare car key since
That's absolutely outrageous!
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That's absolutely outrageous!
That's also perfect. I hope you enjoy it
September 14, 2025 at 8:56 AM
That's also perfect. I hope you enjoy it
Yes. But let's not add that to the list
September 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Yes. But let's not add that to the list
I'll be eating cake soon. That's about as much action as I need today.
I hope your day's lovely
I hope your day's lovely
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I'll be eating cake soon. That's about as much action as I need today.
I hope your day's lovely
I hope your day's lovely
I'm sorry, I don't have anything helpful to say. I recognise that feeling, though, and I hope it passes for you soon
September 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I'm sorry, I don't have anything helpful to say. I recognise that feeling, though, and I hope it passes for you soon
The Ray Mears of confectionery
September 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The Ray Mears of confectionery