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Osgood Perkins wants to direct an Apple ad so badly
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Screaming BOOM THERE IT IS! DID YOU SEE THAT?? every time the YouTube fireplace loops and getting annoyed glares from people who are obviously mad they can't notice the loop
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
To this day I'll never drive behind a log truck thanks to Final Destination! Lol. Weapons was so good. Did you see Sinners? Check out Kpop Demon Hunters
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The jeep + rubber duck thing but with truck nuts. Big ol' trucks driving around with like 20 pairs of truck nuts all swinging and knocking into each other
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
don't listen y'all, cause this ain't it / this beat that I'm banging is kinda shit
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
why did william banks do all that
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
(waking up to a bunch of missed phone calls from numbers starting with 555) bro last night was a movie
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck there's still a strong chance it's an AI-generated duck
October 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
what if a walk in the park was actually really difficult
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
a pedalboard w/ a screen for various motivational messages like "you're doing great" "it's not you it's them" "don't let this discourage you"
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Meghan Thee Trainor
August 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I love arranging my apps so much. making them do a little wiggle. keep dancing fuckers
July 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Uncle baby billy's bunker busters
June 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Laughing at Disney Adults and Harry Potter Adults and immediately turning around to say "my life is a Wes Anderson movie" with a straight face
June 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
🎶you got a fast car / vroom vroom vroom, vroom vroom vroom vroom🎶
May 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
imagine watching Warfare and walking away thinking "I should join the army" instead of "I should tell my friends I love them"
May 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
WARFARE isn't pro-war or anti-war it is simply pro-get-your-boys-home-safe
May 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
dose the Costco guys
May 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Swiss banks can have upwards of 30 other functions
May 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
(oh fuck I forgot to write stage banter for coachella weekend 2 uhhh let me just improvise something) Hey can we be louder than weekend 1? I said, can we be louder than weekend 1?
April 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Update: exiled
April 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
FML I accidentally wrote "turn around AND die" on our apocalyptic settlement and now we're flooded with new visitors. The captain is soooo gonna kill me lol
April 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Is Lady Gaga My Friend? A Coachella Retrospective
April 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
[Lady Gaga voice] Abracadabra medulla oblongata
April 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM