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Sam
@samco.me
Photographer / web dev.
he/him
Portland, ME
https://linktr.ee/samcousins
I decided to hang my TP a third, evil, way.

You may not be able to please everyone, but you can definitely annoy everyone.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We're at Odd Fellows Hall for a holiday market til 3:00.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tizzy realized the window next to my desk was open yesterday, and it is now her absolute favorite place.

Can you believe this cat is 20 years old?
July 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm not sure what sort of flowers these are, but they were pretty in the thick fog the other day. And they smell nice.

Took this shot with my phone.
May 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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May 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just now spotted this guy eating the plants in my garden.
May 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ever have one of these fisher-price record player as a kid? That blue gives certain *vibes*

Not to trash talk too much, but the thumbnail made me do a double-take.
April 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You need audio. This in a 20 y.o. cat making these noises.
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I found some binoculars in storage, branded with ZDTV and "Big Thinkers" - so, likely from 1999-2001. Probably been in storage since.

I don't need this, I'm just not sure what to do with them. Ebay?

Any of you collect nerd paraphernalia?
February 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you're looking for Valentine's Day Bandit stuff, I've got you covered. Take a look on my website over here: www.samuelcousinsphotography.com/Holidays/Val...
February 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Look at this truly amazing DVD I got a redbox liquidation.

By "amazing," I mean that in the "sad for humanity" sort of way - I'm sure there are people who watch this thinking it's real.

There's a few discs in here were specifically for the batshit crowd.
January 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM