Sam
@sambnuuy.bsky.social
Indescribable, unknowable, likes peanuts.
Post Kinky Stories and Stuff Here Lots: furaffinity.net/user/person432
Post Kinky Stories and Stuff Here Lots: furaffinity.net/user/person432
She just needs some water
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
She just needs some water
"We can't install a traffic circle in the neighborhood. The cars driving around in the circle will cause tornados to form."
-- Actual NIMBY comment I remember from a zoning meeting about a traffic circle being installed.
-- Actual NIMBY comment I remember from a zoning meeting about a traffic circle being installed.
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"We can't install a traffic circle in the neighborhood. The cars driving around in the circle will cause tornados to form."
-- Actual NIMBY comment I remember from a zoning meeting about a traffic circle being installed.
-- Actual NIMBY comment I remember from a zoning meeting about a traffic circle being installed.
Big Mouth Bay made the mistake of harboring penguins. That's an automatic 10% tariff right there.
April 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Big Mouth Bay made the mistake of harboring penguins. That's an automatic 10% tariff right there.
Those books don't have any pictures I ain't reading those
February 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Those books don't have any pictures I ain't reading those
*Exactly* the response I was looking for 👉😎👉
February 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
*Exactly* the response I was looking for 👉😎👉
"Who's the shark with the log?"
"We call her the log shark."
"We call her the log shark."
January 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Who's the shark with the log?"
"We call her the log shark."
"We call her the log shark."
100 followers for cool cat, congratules
Behold, my dearest ferret
Behold, my dearest ferret
January 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
100 followers for cool cat, congratules
Behold, my dearest ferret
Behold, my dearest ferret
That's me, sorry. (I'm not really sorry)
January 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That's me, sorry. (I'm not really sorry)
What should we talk about.
Do you like "the weather"
Do you like "the weather"
November 11, 2024 at 7:43 PM
What should we talk about.
Do you like "the weather"
Do you like "the weather"
Dudes will end up like this and say 'hell yeah'
June 2, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Dudes will end up like this and say 'hell yeah'
Think it's just the unfortunate nature of our very specific chosen medium.
Plus, every writer I've ever known is equal parts neurotic and hesitant (myself included) when it comes to commenting literally anything, so at the very least you absolutely have company xD
Plus, every writer I've ever known is equal parts neurotic and hesitant (myself included) when it comes to commenting literally anything, so at the very least you absolutely have company xD
October 27, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Think it's just the unfortunate nature of our very specific chosen medium.
Plus, every writer I've ever known is equal parts neurotic and hesitant (myself included) when it comes to commenting literally anything, so at the very least you absolutely have company xD
Plus, every writer I've ever known is equal parts neurotic and hesitant (myself included) when it comes to commenting literally anything, so at the very least you absolutely have company xD
They got paid off we don't claim them
October 23, 2023 at 1:57 AM
They got paid off we don't claim them
Wh-whaaat...? No, no I would *never*, stop it...
October 23, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Wh-whaaat...? No, no I would *never*, stop it...
Correct, only rabbits can be the good guys.
Source: Me rabbit
Source: Me rabbit
October 22, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Correct, only rabbits can be the good guys.
Source: Me rabbit
Source: Me rabbit