i forgot to refill the empty crunchies after feeding angel canned food this morning so she ran around meowing to remind me.
after refilling crunchies...
me: may i live now?
Angel:

me: hey, why do you have baby powder on your face?
Pumpkin: *rolls around on floor to show me*
me: good thing i only get the cornstarch stuff, you weirdo. you're in league with the ants, aren't you?
Pumpkin: mreww

Your tribute is most excellent, you will be greatly rewarded.

I don't really use social media much these days but i didn't want to miss out so I don't know what to post so i shall post random stuff

tea

*streeeeetch*

my cat is offended