In a refreshing change of tone, the Israelis have suddenly discovered that it is unacceptable to target hospitals with military weapons of mass destruction.

I wonder how long they will remember their newfound morality in Gaza?

As a fellow Paris marathon finisher, I can't even imagine getting into the headspace for another marathon so soon! Wishing your legs the very best of luck!

As a Brit, there's no way I would choose to go anywhere near the US right now.

Max velocity on pitches? Go over somewhere between 95 and 100 and it's an automatic ball (so long as the batter doesn't get a hit).

Not enough boardgames about the Beeching Axe for me! If you're ever doing a play test let me know, I'd still love to try it! (I won't schedule a 27km run ahead of it this time I promise)

It was the way he deliberately gazed over at the left in a very unsubtle misdirection play.

You'll be in the Stray Ferret as the Royal Mail Flasher if you're not careful!

I mean, there are other things the fans call themselves that the broadcasters manage to ignore already...

Tariffs means tariffs

Can also confirm the cricket episode is a *fantastic* primer on the sport.

Oh that's not good. Unsure of the cultural translation, but the British parent move here would be to chew the ear off of the headteacher, not without justification if people can't follow policies!

Is it the same person repeatedly or one person refusing to learn? I used to default to the mum when I was a teacher, but was always happy to prioritise dads when asked. Maybe put your number on her name in the contact list if they don't listen/have no facility to express this preference.

Don't forget those three minutes of the gods the red team produced. The rest is up for debate.

Spurs v Man Utd the other day?

Compared to a day of county championship I definitely notice. A feeling compounded by just how expensive test cricket is now.

Good thing there aren't any other 32 year olds in this squad who could also drop off at any moment...

I think the reward would become your (hopefully) healthier bowel movements.

Backing the lads to warm the crap out of that bench tonight 🔥