Listen I love all tattoos, even if they’re stupid. But who the fuck is getting the Mattel logo tattooed on their one and only body

I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night
Feel my tears as they dry
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
From the chandelier

me telling my therapist i have decided to work on my self esteem instead of getting breast implants

I want to cast Zac Efron as the romantic lead in a movie that takes place in a psychiatric inpatient clinic