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Kristen
@samanthaparkington.bsky.social
Calamitous ORTBO
I know hersheys is “bad” chocolate but I could eat kisses until my stomach exploded, like a horse.
February 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How is this man even more embarrassing than when Dan Quayle was in a feud with Murphy Brown, a pretend woman.
February 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I can’t believe blank blank blank at the ORTBO, is my spoiler free review of this week’s Severance.
February 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My new thing is that my imaginary friend is the ghost of Princess Diana and I do NOT remember how this joke got started but it’s canon now.
August 13, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Apple favorites mix digging up songs I haven’t listened to since like 2009. But do I still know every word to “Don’t Trust Me,” absolutely yes.
August 7, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Been putting off finishing season 3 of my Babylon 5 rewatch because I’m pretty sure dad is gonna go to z’ha’dum again.
August 2, 2023 at 8:08 PM
My WIFE, Una Chin-Riley!!!!
July 28, 2023 at 1:21 AM
I just wanna go home to my haunted doll.
July 25, 2023 at 5:31 PM
I hate this app’s icon I’m sorry this is my first post here but I have to be HONEST AND TRUTHFUL.
July 25, 2023 at 2:01 AM