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Samantha Hay
@samanthah.me
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Genderfluid, geek extraordinaire. Purveyor of crap puns. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 married to the amazing @purplepest.bsky.social

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Medieval style drawing of a horned creature with its arms round the head of a peasant woman. Caption “one day you will find someone obsessed with you. It will probably be a demon, but it is what it is.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Not too bad for a hand held shot on a phone.
The moon & Jupiter.
The moon behind high altitude light cloud, with Jupiter lower in the sky.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Calendar from 2018 manufactured culture war Uk Jan - Feb - persistence of global warming claims despite seasonal low temps. Mar - April Easter eggs not chocolate eggs, but not halal Easter eggs 8th March - international but when is it international men’s day. May - too many bank holidays, immigration causes traffic jams. Jun, July & early Aug - burkinis 8th Aug - A levels are too easy 13th Aug - GCSEs are too easy Rest of Aug - insufficient Diana mourning Sept - Conkers banned by health & safety brigade Oct - Nov - poppy rage Nov - Dec - they’re banning Christmas
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Second breakfast scene from Lord of the rings with the caption. He knows about first ketamine, but what about second ketamine
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Well that killed a few minutes.
End of game with the Google Pac Man game lvl 8/8 score 50270, high score 50270
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Really pleased with how this has turned out. As ever my partner in crime @purplepest.bsky.social was on hand with her advice, coffee, tools.
A corner desk painted in light grey with 3 x 23” monitors and a desk lamp. Below the desk are two sub woofers and tower pc and a selection of power tools
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Album cover. All about Eve - Touched by Jesus.
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Image of the space station deep space 9, wheel like with 3 spokes to an outer ring. With three vertical pylons. One of which is partly destroyed. The caption is Gul Dukat demolished the east pylon because he really wants a new ballroom
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Image of a big screen with VAR checking hard drive. Second part VAR decision nonce
October 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Selfie of me with blue / purple mirror sunglasses, red biker jacket
September 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Tell me you have no one from Scotland on your marketing team without telling me you don’t have anyone from Scotland on your marketing team
Advert for tobii eye tracker 5 showing a space ship and the game star citizen
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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And so it begins, in a few hours we will have a new desk that better uses the space.
Side on image of a desk and monitor arm
September 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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@purplepest.bsky.social & I finally tied the knot today.
Two hands crossed showing our wedding rings
August 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Bus stops are getting more high tech by the day, this one has installed VLC player
An open front glass and metal bus stop with a green bin and an orange traffic cone with a white reflective band
August 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I hear you.
Screen shot showing System Hostname: blank. Operating system FreeBSD14.2. Time on System Friday, July 25 2025 10:38am. Kernel and CPU Freebsd14.2-Release-p1 on amd64. Processor information Intel Xeon CPU e5-2680 v3 48 cores. 14 Drive temps. System uptime 7days 1 hr 51 mins. Running processes 8. CPU load averages 0.84 1min 0.77 5 mins 0.72 15 mins. Real Memory 185.25gb used / 239.86gb total
July 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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The day is fast approaching for @purplepest.bsky.social and I.
White and yellow gold wedding ring and a gold wedding ring with diamonds.
July 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Image of a log cabin, with the text “transphobes be like:” “biological tree”
June 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Rare picture of a flag pole mounted F35 in the Scottish Highlands.
Picture of a jet fighter that looks like it is mounted on a flag pole in the foreground as it flys past
June 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Breakfast on the porch, second breakfast may happen later. @purplepest.bsky.social
Table with two croissant and two breakfast pastries, two mugs of coffee.
June 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Feeling arty won’t delete later
June 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I live with weather app, properly takes the piss
Screen shot from the carot weather app. Showing current temp 12°c And the caption “every day is taco Tuesday at the White House
June 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Dell r730 with 8x3.5” disks Top, Dell r730xd 12x3.5” disks Bottom Dell r630 8x2.5” disks
May 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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24 dimm slots, 24 dimms fitted. 240gb of ram.
Inside a Dell r730xd server showing the two cpu heatsinks and all 24 memory slots populated with memory.
May 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Bought a lovely flogger as a present for a very dear friend from @leatherdelights.bsky.social
Made a presentation box for it in their favourite colour.
A box painted British racing green, with a black and green handled bdsm flogger with green leather falls and a tube of green sweets.
May 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM