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The Bacca That Chews 🙊
@samanthaclause.bsky.social
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"'Children are dying'. The injustices of the world hide in those three words." -- Steven Erickson, "Deadhouse Gates"

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A bag of vlasic brand dill pickle corn puffs.
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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An IBM slide from the 70s. Text: A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.
June 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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The Link Pony Club
Child Link and pony Epona from Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask.
June 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Me going into 2025
The poster for the Japanese series Mobile Fighter G Gundam. A man in a black bodysuit holding up a glowing hand in the foreground. A woman in a red dress and blue jacket over his left shoulder. A giant red, white, and blue robot designed like a samurai reaches out with a glowing hand in the background.
December 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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Looks familiar
A picture of Clown loaf: bulk luncheon meat in the shape of a clown / smiling fave. Cost on nearby sign: 29 pence per 100 grams or 33 pence per quarter pound.
December 14, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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Oh, come on!
A lord of the rings meme. A three panel picture. Top panel: isildur holds the one ring, labeled "fascism. Middle panel: Eldond, labeled "leftists" says "cast it into the fire. Destroy it!" Bottom panel: Isildur, labeled "Liberals" says "no. I can compromise with it."
December 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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I blame Lex Luthor
A picture from the DC Comics Super Dictionary. Lex Luthor pulling a cart filled with multiple cakes. Text: when no one was looking, lex luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
December 3, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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Introduce yourself with four fighting games
Tye box art for the Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers Melee. Mario, Link, Bowser, and Pikachu feature prominently in the center. The other characters faces are on squares along the sides. The box art for the Super Nintendo game Mortal Kombat 2. A black dragon in profile against a lightning filled sky. The title written in blocky red and orange text. The box art for the Nintendo GameCube version of Soul Calibur 2, featuring Link from Legend of Zelda. The box art for the Sega CD game "Revengers of Vengeance". A humanoid rhino attacking a man in a suit of plate armor. text: revenge is sweet. They aren't! Fight or die!
December 3, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Your favorite Star Wars character exemplifies how you like to have fun, and your favorite Star Trek captain reveals who you want your best self to be
Mara Jade from Star Wars Legends. Long red hair, black leather armor, holding a purple lightsabre. A legion of white armored imperial stormtroopers stand behind her. A Star destroyer hovers above all of them. Jeffrey Hunter as Christopher Pike from the Star Trek pilot episode "The Cage".
December 3, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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This is where I skeet from
Charles Babbage's difference engine, a mechanical computer made of gears, vertical axles, and discs with numbers carved into them.
December 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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If you see this, post something green
D'Vona Tendi from Star Trek Lower Decks. A green Orion woman wearing a blue uniform with black shoulders.
December 2, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Yes I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
The poster for the movie Project A-Ko. The three main characters: B-Ko wearing purple power armor shaped like a bikini; A-Ko, wearing a red, white, and blue school uniform, long red hair flowing, pulling along C-Ko, a smaller girl wearing the same uniform, with short blonde hair. Military jets flying above the trio.
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Yes I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Goku, Krillin, and Master Roshi from the original Dragon Ball. Master Roshi jogging, with Goku and Krillin as children, jogging behind Roshi, carrying milk crates.
November 30, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but not a selfie.
Blue Beetle and Booster Gold from DC Comics controlling sesame street Muppets Bert and Ernie.
November 27, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Repost a gif describing your exit from Twitter.

The gif doesn't work: Sisko fleeing the battle of Wolf 359, watching the Saratoga explode
Ben sisko from star trek looking out a shuttle window, watching his ship explode.
November 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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Post your favorite Pokémon. Wrong answers only.
Ponygon from Zatch Bell. A small tan pony-like creature with a look of determination on its face.
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
The G P S S Absolution from Cartoon Network's Toonami. Resembling a chubby astronaut riding outside a rocket.
November 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
A poster for the series Brimstone. A shirtless man covered in arcane tattoos and another man dressed as a southern gentleman.
November 21, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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Post a ship that's neither Star Wars or Star Trek
An omega class ship from Babylon five firing with its foreword guns.
November 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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How it feels abandoning Twitter
Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek looking out the window of a shuttle as his starship explodes.
November 19, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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A tweet by dril. Text: turning a big dial that says racism on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
November 17, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
Kermit the frog wearing a trenchcoat and fedora, carrying a microphone.
November 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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That's a nice treat.

*This* is "straying from G-d" territory
A package of Hormel Black Label bacon with Cinnamon Toast Crunch multicolored text.
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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Introduce yourself as a TV character
Colm Meany as Miles O'brien from Star Trek. Wearing a black jumpsuit with gold shoulders and gray undershirt.
November 14, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Introduce yourself with:
One book: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - Douglas Adams
One movie: The Thin Man
One album: Discovery - Daft Punk
One show: Babylon 5
The cover to Douglas Adam's "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency". A view of the curvature of the Earth, silver titles covering the stars and the planet. The cover of the movie The Thin Man. The cover art for the Daft Punk album Discovery: the name Daft Punk written in mercury on a black background. Poster for the series Babylon Five. Five character heads arching around a planet and an alien spaceship in the foreground.
November 9, 2024 at 1:16 AM