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Samalytical
@samalytical.bsky.social
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Scientist, Twitch Affiliate, General Nerd. {He/Him} Pan 🍳 Twitch Pride Guild

Business: samalytical@gmail.com
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samalytical.bsky.social
You know it has been a while since my last tattoo...
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
samalytical.bsky.social
The adventures of "Random American tourist who witnessed a crime and then decided to solve it himself instead of letting the local police do it" continue now!
That is to say, More Broken Sword!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Once again, I have played a couple of years old game on stream and multiple people have gone out and bought that game.

I really need to work out some way to pitch this retroactive influencing skill...
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
The vending machine in work had an error on the card payment service so I resorted to going and eating an apple instead.

Now it's working again... I feel like I've been manipulated
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Sometimes I sit and wonder what people I used to watch all the time on the internet are up to these days.

And then I remember that's a bad idea to Google and get on with my day...
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Short week this week, blame my friend moving house!

🍄Tue 7pm
Kena heads deeper into nature to find more cute fluffy things, and maybe heal nature or something

🔎Thu 7pm
Spain or Syria, Nosy American on holiday decides where next on his extrajudicial investigation in Broken Sword

❌SAT
NO STREAM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Damn they've spelt my name wrong every single time in the streamer awards nominations.
One time they spelt it "CaseOh_"
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November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Staring down the barrel of the infamous Goat Puzzle, I don’t know the solution, so let's work it out together in Broken Sword!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
CW/ Sexual Assault

Yeah tell me again how AI is the future and is good for humanity?
Most AI bros are exactly the people you think they are.
An AI image of a woman. The text reads "AI Girls don't say no" The logo of the website candy.ai is at the bottom
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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👻Tue 7pm
New Map Day in Phasmo.
I assembled a crack team of investigators(my friends) to check it out with me!

🔎Thu 7pm
So, Broken Sword, we’ve found “The Goat”. Can I work this infamous puzzle out without looking it up?

🦴Sat 2pm
Shock/Horror continue as I have a list and a plan for Roots of Pacha
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November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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kiswanson.medsky.social
Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
We're back in Pacha now, let the chill Saturday vibes continue!
(Although I do need to do some planning... chill planning? Sure...)
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Sam, a white man with a bald head and ginger beard smiles at the camera with a mug in their hand. Behind them is a crochet kraken and a plush axolotl. The room is lit blue and purple
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Chat sending me back to school now with their vote for me to play Kraken Academy.
It was horrifying enough without the added Cthulhu tbh…
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Sam's face is photoshopped onto a character from the game. He is wearing a white shirt and black trousers, brandishing a starfish with an eye at its centre. HE has brown floppy hair and a grin on his face. Other characters from the game are on screen including a blonde masc person with a microphone, a fem person with orange hari and glasses in a green skirt and giraffe hoodie, and a piece of brocolli with a face.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Do you like Pointing? Do you like Clicking? Do you like people probably getting very lost and confused?
Well then come on down to my stream as we start Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars Reforged!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Art for Broken Sword Shadow of the Templars Reforged, with the title in the right hand corner. A blonde man and a brunette woman with tanned skin stand in the middle holding a map and a camera respectively. In the left top corner there is a clown in the clouds looking a tthem menacingly. The backdrop is PAris. Sam has his face photoshopped on to a goat making a grumpy expression, standing on the right hand side of the image.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Get ready for about 40 minutes of actual gameplay and another 3h of me customising tiny black fluffballs as we start Kena: Bridge of Spirits!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Art for Kena: Bridge of Spirits. The main character Kena is on the right hand side of the image, she has black hair tied up in a bun and a wooden staff with a glowing blue gem inset in the tip. On the left is Sam, sat with his head in his hands looking up smiling at a black sprite with large eyes sat on his head. He is surrounded by a number of other sprites with varying headwear. Including a mushroom, clovers, a cowboy hat, a feather and a party hat. The logo for the game is written in white glowing font above them
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Coppafeel Stream went great yesterday!
Probably shouldn't put these particular pasties on an actual nipple though...
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new month… Oh God its November

🌿Tue 7pm
Definitely about to get obsessed with the tiny fluffy things in Kena

🔎Thu 7pm
Point and Click in Broken Sword

🐙Friday First 7pm
High School but more eldritch? Chat chose Kraken Academy

🦴Sat 2pm
Back in Roots of Pacha
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November 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Live Now to raise money for Coppafeel, getting cozy with the wonderful @coelrunnings.bsky.social and @ruggstickles.bsky.social

www.twitch.tv/samalytical
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I know I'm embarrassingly late to this, like shamefully late.
But we finished Senua's Sacrifice last night on stream and I can't stop thinking about the pure goosebumps I felt for the last 20mins of that game

youtu.be/P1p-AZrxRhs?...
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October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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ruggstickles.bsky.social
THIS SUNDAY I'll be streaming (shocking I know) with @samalytical.bsky.social and @coelrunnings.bsky.social and we are getting Cosy for CoppaFeel!

Join us at 3pm GMT for cosy times and also probably mischief.

You can donate here if you can't make it but want to support: tilt.fyi/abDGTRNYSj
A pink background with clouds, in the middle is a picture of Rugg with the #CosyForCoppaFeel and at the top of the image is the wording I'm feeling Cosy for CoppaFeel!
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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emilyonhere.gay
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Thank you Bluesky for the absolute zero thumbnail...
Sam is shown wearing a lab coat looking worried towards a demon from the game The Mortuary Assistant. The demon is white with cracked skin and a large smile, it's head is tilted at a sharp angle. The words "What You Missed, The Mortuary Assistant, Stream Highlight" are written across the thumbnail
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
My favourite Halloween game of 2024 was only meant to be a one off suggestion from a moderator, and then it enthralled me so greatly I cancelled a whole other game to play it 'til we ran out of content!
Here's What You Missed in The Mortuary Assistant
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October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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HELLO HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE STREAM AWARDS?!
WHO COULD WIN THE COVETED CATEGORIES OF HIDDEN GEM, BEST INTERNATIONAL, AND BEST VARIETY?!?!
thestreamerawards.com/nominations
Sam stares pointedly at the camera. They are a bald, white masc with a ginger beard wearing black square glasses. The background is lit purple with a sloping ceiling and skylight
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
HELLO HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE STREAM AWARDS?!
WHO COULD WIN THE COVETED CATEGORIES OF HIDDEN GEM, BEST INTERNATIONAL, AND BEST VARIETY?!?!
thestreamerawards.com/nominations
Sam stares pointedly at the camera. They are a bald, white masc with a ginger beard wearing black square glasses. The background is lit purple with a sloping ceiling and skylight
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM