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sammie aasen
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artist and mom
does anyone think " straight but not narrow" is homophobic?
January 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Reposted by sammie aasen
We need to bring back 90's internet safety culture and stop normalising the practice of oversharing identifiable information online to complete strangers.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
where my chinese disney adults? i need more hk and shanghai content
January 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
hey United Airlines, we been sitting on this tarmac a bit. Can you bully the plane at our gate to leave?
December 13, 2024 at 7:05 AM
ok but who is going to open the Bravo bar in phx?
November 30, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I'm not thankful for anything this year. RIP Vanderpump Rules

#pumprules #bravo
November 27, 2024 at 9:51 PM
i'm missing out on so much gossip by not knowing other languages
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
this message is for target. if you're not target, you can disregard. Please bring back the old Black Friday tradition. I'm tired of the deals all month long. Bring back waiting near a palette of goods to be the first one to get them at odd intervals at night
November 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
i need a fake id so i can get a shingles vax
November 25, 2024 at 3:55 AM
do you think the employee training at ikea includes learning to pronounce all the names of the products?
November 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
i don't care who enters the women's restroom. you need to respect the rules. the women's restroom is a sacred space where we hype each other up, share hair ties and apply lipstick on each other
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
dorit made cigarettes cool again #rhobh
November 22, 2024 at 7:32 AM