Any Kenyan folk on here? Show up #kenya #kenyans

Let's build a scene.

We're in an old, dirty water closet.

There's a fly and a spider.
They're having a go at each other.

Fly: You're in my hood, Irish boy. State your bizzzzznes!!

Spider: (Heavy Irish accent) Chill out, G. We mean you no harm good lad! We are just passsssers by...

You're a copywriter.

The world is about to go into war.

Snake oil is a real product for treating burns from a new weapon.

What's new phrase will you use to badmouth sales guys who sell "snake oil?"

Let's go!!