Sam Shupe
sam1127x.bsky.social
Sam Shupe
@sam1127x.bsky.social
Husband
Father of 2
Mega M:TG nerd
Renegade republicans? That's giving them way too much credit. By voting for the release of the files, they barely pass the bar for being decent human beings. They should have been released months ago
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh get fucked....get fucked right off.
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Someone should tell him about ocean currents. If he nukes anywhere in Asia the radiation could eventually end up on our shores. Not to mention a thousand other reasons not to do it
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So sorry to hear about your loss. My condolences
October 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This goes into most of my green decks. Fixing when you need it, get something back at instant speed to foil a graveyard removal effect, and flying just randomly surprises people with an unexpected block or damage to the face. I've gotten a lot of mileage out of this card over the years!!
October 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We also canceled cable tv to save costs...it just got too expensive, so Comcast can go fuck themselves
September 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A 35 dollar bag of groceries now costs 60 for the same stuff. Going out to eat with the family is 100 bucks minimum, so we don't go very often. You can't even get a soup and sandwich for less than $15 now. And then they hand out a 2% raise at work, like that will cover expenses rising by 40%
September 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Coastal? Utah is landlocked...
September 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
He's the biggest liar, loser and dumbass on the planet. That's how it makes sense
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What does RIF stand for?
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And the 75 million screw brains who voted for him again
June 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Seems weak honestly. Bad divination + etb tapped land doesn't seem very good. I guess you could think of it as a draw 3 with the 3rd card you draw is a land, so maybe better than it looks
May 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Mango surgery
April 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
John Avon always gets me
March 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Serra angel maybe too
March 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Swords to plowshares
March 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Reminds me of the "Wizard of Id" comic where the king dropped crime rates to zero by legalizing crime
March 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Leave it to the bloviator in chief to wax poetic for an hour and a half about the total shit-storm he created
March 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The dark, with The Drowned?
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Almost 40 bucks for a single booster? Hard pass. Drafts with regular boosters are going to be 30 now at stores, which is firmly in the "stay at home and draft on arena" range and well on its way to "GTFO M30" levels. Careful wotc, lest you create yourselves another mutiny among the ranks
March 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If only they'd understood what a tariff was before the election
February 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Should have been done long ago. The one good thing I have heard trump talk about doing.
February 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Pennies haven't been made of copper since 1983
February 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Wait till they find out you do your job, uphold the law, fight for workers, and respect others! Gasp, what then, AOC!?
February 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM