Mamma needs a cigarette

Do you guys think if Taylor Swift talks about Transformers One all the Swifties will watch it and then bully Paramount into making a sequel

got reminded of this

They should make Spotify wrapped but for Google Maps so I can see how many times I drove to work over the past year and hate my life even more

The DJ Hero soundtrack fills me a level of euphoria that cannot be described

Going from an empty tank to a full tank must feel so good if you're a car

You ever just think about it? That one awkward thing that happened four years ago that no one else remembers? Yeah, me too. I think about it once a day.

Tripping unprompted is so embarrassing, like sorry guys I'm fine I just forgot how to put one foot in front of the other

Does anyone else think about the fact that one day our generation is going to be old and shelling out absolute bank to see Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande impersonators?

I don't understand Funko Pop collectors who don't take them out of the box, like you're going to invite Spider-Man into your home and not set him free? Take him out of his cardboard prison he doesn't like being in there.

Shout out to all my girlies who collect Sabrina Carpenter Juno pose videos like Pokemon cards