Pontiff Saltyvahn
@saltyvahn.bsky.social
33/F/a chapel in Irithyll (EST). Same salt time, same salt channel.
TERFs, racists, and other assorted bigots, look elsewhere. Minors DNI.
Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I just fling terrible puns everywhere instead.
TERFs, racists, and other assorted bigots, look elsewhere. Minors DNI.
Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I just fling terrible puns everywhere instead.
Yeah, once you get the bounces down it's a cakewalk.
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Yeah, once you get the bounces down it's a cakewalk.
I got yeeted out in the middle of M11, along with my entire party.
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I got yeeted out in the middle of M11, along with my entire party.
Real talk though, I wasn't expecting this in 2025, but shit, I'd watch it.
(I can never escape :'D)
(I can never escape :'D)
August 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Real talk though, I wasn't expecting this in 2025, but shit, I'd watch it.
(I can never escape :'D)
(I can never escape :'D)
Beans on toast is fine but I get why people are weirded out by it (even if that's because they're assuming the wrong beans are being used).
July 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Beans on toast is fine but I get why people are weirded out by it (even if that's because they're assuming the wrong beans are being used).
Yeah, me too. I was really disappointed and still am.
June 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Yeah, me too. I was really disappointed and still am.
Shaking both your hands because I'm firmly on the "humans aren't boring" side of things.
November 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Shaking both your hands because I'm firmly on the "humans aren't boring" side of things.
Well, guess that answers my question. Thanks - nice to know it's not just me.
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Well, guess that answers my question. Thanks - nice to know it's not just me.
My primary MMO is FFXIV, though I do occasionally go back and mess around in WoW and FFXI.
For XIV, I'm Balmung-based and play this dweeb - Victoria Castellus, half-Garlean former legionary, who has been through Some Shit and is just trying her best.
For XIV, I'm Balmung-based and play this dweeb - Victoria Castellus, half-Garlean former legionary, who has been through Some Shit and is just trying her best.
November 15, 2024 at 5:50 AM
My primary MMO is FFXIV, though I do occasionally go back and mess around in WoW and FFXI.
For XIV, I'm Balmung-based and play this dweeb - Victoria Castellus, half-Garlean former legionary, who has been through Some Shit and is just trying her best.
For XIV, I'm Balmung-based and play this dweeb - Victoria Castellus, half-Garlean former legionary, who has been through Some Shit and is just trying her best.