Clementine Johnson 🫣
@saltypretzels.bsky.social
Human person, vizsla mom, laughs a lot, trying to remain hopeful 🥴
I just laughed out loud imagining the President putting together a slideshow
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I just laughed out loud imagining the President putting together a slideshow
Florida man
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Florida man
This guy was a douche on the Real World back in the 90s and is a bigger douche in the real world today.
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This guy was a douche on the Real World back in the 90s and is a bigger douche in the real world today.
Well we know Trump clearly wouldn’t have had a problem with it.
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well we know Trump clearly wouldn’t have had a problem with it.
God just called and he said, “GFY Monica.”
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
God just called and he said, “GFY Monica.”
Why? They didn’t do it right the last time?
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why? They didn’t do it right the last time?
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How much just for testicles? Asking for Republicans in Congress.
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How much just for testicles? Asking for Republicans in Congress.
I’ll give you my Soros money if you can tell me wtf that means
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’ll give you my Soros money if you can tell me wtf that means
I think at this point these are just canned responses that he uses for everything
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I think at this point these are just canned responses that he uses for everything
And what an unremarkable matchup
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
And what an unremarkable matchup
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That’s petty small dick energy right there.
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That’s petty small dick energy right there.