Salty Octopus
saltyoctopus.bsky.social
Salty Octopus
@saltyoctopus.bsky.social
Cephalopod masquerading as a biology professor, living in the deep sea or in Ohio
The best vibes
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm home
Come on over whenever
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
'Women must be separate to be equal' is a hell of an argument. How long til they expand this "protection" to other "immutable characteristics"?
October 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
They really do look impossibly stupid IRL
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Joe agrees that Joe is pretty
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'll see your sleeping brothers and raise you sleeping brothers holding hands
September 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The best I can offer is containers falling off a ship. Take it or leave it.
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is why we don't lionize Newsome

He's a craven attention seeker whose true loyalty is to the worst among us
September 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well, someone is ready for fall
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Found these. Not sure if they are cool. Please advise.
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Sometimes, you have to let the cat tell you what you should be doing
June 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tell me you don't know the difference between science and religion, without telling me you don't know the difference between science and religion

Let people have their beliefs
June 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
No confusion. That's the Shriners!
June 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
May 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
May I offer a might in exchange?
May 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Right back at you
#NiceMushrooms
May 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
On this #caturday, remember to help your humans relax
#CatsOfBluesky
April 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I'm starting to think the stock market folks are monumentally gullible
April 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Huh. Aren't most stock traders men?

I thought women were the emotional ones.

It's that not true?
#sarcasm
April 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Cicero, Joe, and Freddy say hi
March 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Happy #caturday, vertebrates
March 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The lowland paca is also known as the gibnut in Belize. Leading to the new insult: what a gibnut!
#2025MMM
February 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Morning.
February 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
THERE IS A PILEATED WOODPECKER AT MY FEEDER
February 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ice on Lake Erie. Jan 26, 2025
January 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM