SaltyMoonShots
@saltymoonshots.bsky.social
Flying the friendly BlueSky because Twitter is a dystrumpian cesspool. Life-long, Queens, NY Met fan, Jet fan & fan of everything-bagels. Love all animals, despise trumpigs & speak fluent locker room. Wondering how we're going to survive this horror.
Pivoting here and want to say when I read in your bio "not a cat," I almost choked on my Halloween Twizzlers! VERY funny!😂😂😂
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Pivoting here and want to say when I read in your bio "not a cat," I almost choked on my Halloween Twizzlers! VERY funny!😂😂😂
If given the chance, they'd all vote for rapist Trumpig tomorrow.
October 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If given the chance, they'd all vote for rapist Trumpig tomorrow.
Good. He's a war criminal.
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Good. He's a war criminal.
And no formal apology or broadcast telling the trump-dumps that Newsmax lied to them. This is hardly a punishment or impediment to the next set of devastating lies they'll tell.
August 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
And no formal apology or broadcast telling the trump-dumps that Newsmax lied to them. This is hardly a punishment or impediment to the next set of devastating lies they'll tell.
Trumpig's Vladdy here to remind the Slobster that he has Trumpig's pee-pee tape ready to go.
August 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Trumpig's Vladdy here to remind the Slobster that he has Trumpig's pee-pee tape ready to go.
Only 2 things in this world give Trumpig a boner: his daughter & his Vladdy.
August 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Only 2 things in this world give Trumpig a boner: his daughter & his Vladdy.
In other demented words, that's all he thinks about. He doesn't want Jizz-Lane spilling his filthy secrets.
July 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In other demented words, that's all he thinks about. He doesn't want Jizz-Lane spilling his filthy secrets.
Alan Jackson is peerless. He's in a class by himself.
I was riveted by his closing. Karen Read is innocent.
I was riveted by his closing. Karen Read is innocent.
June 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Alan Jackson is peerless. He's in a class by himself.
I was riveted by his closing. Karen Read is innocent.
I was riveted by his closing. Karen Read is innocent.
She is insufferable today. Cannone is the real criminal in that courtroom.
June 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
She is insufferable today. Cannone is the real criminal in that courtroom.
Avoiding Judge Beverage's death breath.
June 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Avoiding Judge Beverage's death breath.
I feel Jackson is off, & caught up in the minutiae of physics calculations. If I was a juror, I'd be snoring. All I would want to hear is, "There was no car accident." Is it that hard?
June 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I feel Jackson is off, & caught up in the minutiae of physics calculations. If I was a juror, I'd be snoring. All I would want to hear is, "There was no car accident." Is it that hard?
Negotiate with who? Trumpig captured the DOJ & the FBI.
June 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Negotiate with who? Trumpig captured the DOJ & the FBI.
Give that Queen a crown!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Give that Queen a crown!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Suuuure.
Good thing you're not on the jury.
All of us are making the same faces at the CW assclowns. Does that mean we're guilty?
Good thing you're not on the jury.
All of us are making the same faces at the CW assclowns. Does that mean we're guilty?
May 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Suuuure.
Good thing you're not on the jury.
All of us are making the same faces at the CW assclowns. Does that mean we're guilty?
Good thing you're not on the jury.
All of us are making the same faces at the CW assclowns. Does that mean we're guilty?
At the very least, the deranged, 4-time, draft-dodging, feral GOPig should pay homage to the four men who went to Vietnam in his place.
May 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
At the very least, the deranged, 4-time, draft-dodging, feral GOPig should pay homage to the four men who went to Vietnam in his place.
It's already here.
There's an army of screwworms infecting the White House, the Legislature & the Judiciary.
There's an army of screwworms infecting the White House, the Legislature & the Judiciary.
May 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's already here.
There's an army of screwworms infecting the White House, the Legislature & the Judiciary.
There's an army of screwworms infecting the White House, the Legislature & the Judiciary.
How TF are we going to survive four years of this wrath?
May 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
How TF are we going to survive four years of this wrath?
The best way to conquer psychopaths like Yeasty-Beast Owens is to figure out what they eat and then starve them.
She feeds off attention. Ignore her, dismiss her, don't engage.
She feeds off attention. Ignore her, dismiss her, don't engage.
May 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The best way to conquer psychopaths like Yeasty-Beast Owens is to figure out what they eat and then starve them.
She feeds off attention. Ignore her, dismiss her, don't engage.
She feeds off attention. Ignore her, dismiss her, don't engage.