Salty Gail Snail
@saltygailsnail.bsky.social
Just a human who has been brined by the monotonous grind that is the US one too many times. But I love memes, so I got that going for me.
Issa whole ass mood today
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Issa whole ass mood today
Spread the word.
April 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Spread the word.
When all else fails, the love of this little velcro goblin (among the many other fur babies I have) brings me back down to some semblance of sanity ♥️
April 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When all else fails, the love of this little velcro goblin (among the many other fur babies I have) brings me back down to some semblance of sanity ♥️
The horrors persist. The fat fuck is still not in prison. They're getting ready to send full on citizens to concentration camps. The checks and balances are just gone at this point. I'm convinced this is hell at this point.
April 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The horrors persist. The fat fuck is still not in prison. They're getting ready to send full on citizens to concentration camps. The checks and balances are just gone at this point. I'm convinced this is hell at this point.
The Fat One yearns to go outside when he's doomed to a life eternally inside. He won't accept the fact he's allergic to all forms of flea meds (other than baths) bc he thinks he's a perfect king.
April 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Fat One yearns to go outside when he's doomed to a life eternally inside. He won't accept the fact he's allergic to all forms of flea meds (other than baths) bc he thinks he's a perfect king.
Not me spending almost 40hrs listening to The Eye of the World knowing full well I'm about to spend eternity listening to the rest of this 14 book series bc I'm low key hooked now and need to know what happens next....
April 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Not me spending almost 40hrs listening to The Eye of the World knowing full well I'm about to spend eternity listening to the rest of this 14 book series bc I'm low key hooked now and need to know what happens next....
My kids made a fort. Flokie offered to be their gargoyle and is doing a very....strange job of it.
April 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My kids made a fort. Flokie offered to be their gargoyle and is doing a very....strange job of it.
I just wanted to sit down and answer emails but they're being so damn cuuuuute
April 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I just wanted to sit down and answer emails but they're being so damn cuuuuute
According to Lavender, the time to eat ass is NOW
April 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
According to Lavender, the time to eat ass is NOW
She fell asleep making biscuits 😭😍🐱
March 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
She fell asleep making biscuits 😭😍🐱
My spicy little velcro kitty. Look how she steals the warmth of my work laptop. The black circles on her head represent the amount of active brain cells she has at any given point in time, but I love her nonetheless.
March 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My spicy little velcro kitty. Look how she steals the warmth of my work laptop. The black circles on her head represent the amount of active brain cells she has at any given point in time, but I love her nonetheless.
Remember, kids, class war is EVERYONE'S war ✌️
March 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Remember, kids, class war is EVERYONE'S war ✌️
Where does the water come from, mahm - Lavender (aka Lil Miss Moo) every time the bath turns on
March 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Where does the water come from, mahm - Lavender (aka Lil Miss Moo) every time the bath turns on
Lil Miss Moo and I wish you a good night.
March 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Lil Miss Moo and I wish you a good night.
It's grooming time on mahm's heated blanket. Just as the legends foretold.
March 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's grooming time on mahm's heated blanket. Just as the legends foretold.
I once had over 13,000 memes on my phone and ended up buying an external drive just to store them so my phone would have room to update itself and other apps.
March 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I once had over 13,000 memes on my phone and ended up buying an external drive just to store them so my phone would have room to update itself and other apps.
Just gonna drop this here...
March 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just gonna drop this here...
3 memes for my bebes cause I don't have cancer 💕❤️💕
March 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
3 memes for my bebes cause I don't have cancer 💕❤️💕
She thinks she's camouflaged, and honestly...she's almost right.
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
She thinks she's camouflaged, and honestly...she's almost right.
Flokie desires the toes. She must hunt them in the sheets every night.
March 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Flokie desires the toes. She must hunt them in the sheets every night.
Lavender believes the bag will reveal its secrets if she surprises it correctly. She will not accept it is empty, bless her.
March 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Lavender believes the bag will reveal its secrets if she surprises it correctly. She will not accept it is empty, bless her.
