My momma made me promise to never get someone’s name tattooed on me, but she didn’t say that I shouldn’t getting complimentary Danny Devito as the Trash Man tattoos with the boy I like. Whoops.

Do you think that if he hadn’t committed suicide by cop the actual terrorist who murdered normal every day people this morning would be facing charges on par to someone who shot one CEO?

doubt it.

New Orleans, my second home… my heart breaks for you.

Go watch Nosferatu. Robert Eggers fucking nailed it.

Dear Santa: all I really want for Christmas is Eddie Kingston to be healed and happy. I miss him.

Me just trying to survive the last few days of this year

My new holiday tradition is eating two edibles and watching dark side of the ring with my dogs #blessed

Sting has met his greatest challenger…. Fred the Destroyer

If you are following me, hope you like dogs and pro wrestling because I don’t have a lot else for you.