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Allie. 35yo. Bisexual AF. Minors DNI.
A collection of my cringy art.
Halsey & Szayelaporro enthusiast.
Self-esteemless artist.
Szayel’s…not the best with gift giving.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Bath time usually includes Szayel adding home-brewed alchemic potions to the water. Sometimes it’s a muscle relaxant. Sometimes it’s a psychedelic.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Just thinking about that tongue from that concept art…

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And finally…
Schlocktober Day 31: Candy Apple Coating

Szayel can be “generous” sometimes. And festive! 🍎💦 Happy Halloween!

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Kinktober Day 30: Degradation

We all know he’s a dirty little whore and that he loves to hear it.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Schlocktober Day 29: Cloning Gone Wrong

The outcome was unexpected, but I don’t think Szayel’s complaining~ 😘

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Schlocktober Day 28: Breaking a Sex Contract

Oh no. Why would you do that with HIM? The consequences will be dire.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Schlocktober Day 27: Salt Daddy

It may be hard to pick up on his manipulation tactics early in the relationship, but trust me. They’re definitely there.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Kinktober Day 25: Impact Play

A definite kink for our favorite sadist.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Kinktober Day 24: Gags

It’s the only way Szayel stays quiet. Ever.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Kinktober Day 23: Biting & Praise Kink

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Kinktober Day 22: Crawling

Even after all these years keeping him, Szayel loves his little (adult) Quincy keepsake.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #uryuishida
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Kinktober Day 21: Monsterfucking

Or…two monsters fucking? 🤣 This is what I was really imagining going on in SAFWY.

#bleach #safwy #spiritsareforeverwithyou #ciengranz #kenpachi #zarakikenpachi
October 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Schlocktober Day 20: Understimulation

Szayel’s always been a blunt bitch.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Schlocktober Day 19: Wound Fucking

This prompt was made for Szayel.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Schlocktober Day 18: Genital Swap

No words are needed.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Schlocktober Day 17: Pain Without Pleasure

Well, Szayel is a master of that.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #renjiabarai
October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Schlocktober Day 16: Inedible Cum

A fun punishment when his pets talk out of line…changing the molecules in his cum so it hardens like cement.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Kinktober Day 15: Semi-Public & Object Insertion

Szayel actually thought he could sneak a little fun in during his meeting with Lord Aizen.
(Reads right to left)

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #ginichimaru #sousukeaizen
October 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Schlocktober Day 14: Banned on TikTok

Szayel just wanted to blow off some steam and make a couple thirst toks. Of course his nemesis can’t let him have that.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #mayurikurotsuchi
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Kinktober Day 13: Dom Bottom / Sub Top & Medical Play

Even when under the knife, he’s gotta be in charge.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Kinktober Day 12: Kneeling

He loves that you’re devoted to him.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Schlocktober Day 11: Harem on Strike

He was gone a whole week! Of course his harem would be mad.

#bleach #shunsuikyoraku
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM