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WOW! YOU GOT THE TETRIS! WOW, YOU'RE THE BEST!
@saltycabbage.bsky.social
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Welcome to the Weegee Towers, where our motto is "you will die".
Tracy, 25, any pronouns. Generally SFW but might post suggestive stuff, so discretion is advised. Please send Prince Mush fanart I need it to live
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I'm on an FF14 kick lately so I think I'll make a #WoLqotd thread for my awful edgy gremlin boy
Jojora, the vile homunculus whose flesh I inhabit when I play this game. He's doing a preset gpose that has fucked up his face into a deranged expression.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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post something random or you'll have an awful december
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Literally this
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Still so funny to me that they get included in the big parade and get medals at the end because like. They weren't even there
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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If I could bring one person in history back to life, I would choose Robert Moses so I could beat him to death myself
Self-serving elitist and all-around total asshole Robert Moses
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Thinking about byeah toad
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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-You don't even get the full abilities of any of your jobs until you complete "optional" rematches against the bosses you got them from, which come in groups. These range from tough but manageable to THIS FUCKING BATTLE which is basically unwinnable except through one specific cheese strat. 7/10
I guess I'll go over this boss battle here. Basically the axe dude (Castor) kills your characters instantly with every single attack, the cunty wizard dude on the right (Vigintio) kills anyone left with stupidly strong elemental magic that ignores your magic defense, and the Adeleine wannabe on the left (Folie) not only bogs you down with status effects but also casts INSTANT DEATH because we didn't have enough of that. So the ONE SINGLE WAY to win this fight goes like this: You have to bring an Oracle, and equip the whole party with a combination of elemental charms that make them immune to both of Vigintio's main spells. (Oh yeah, forgot to mention that these spells normally have the downside of damaging both allies and enemies when cast, but he and Folie both ABSORB THE DAMAGE TYPES THEY DEAL and Castor has so much health it barely matters). Throughout the fight you have to have your Oracle use Elemental Supplement (which adds an additional damage type to someone's attacks) not on their allies, but on CASTOR, because you need to change his damage type to one of the ones you're immune to or else he starts instakilling. Then you have to focus down Folie until she's dead, because she can ruin everything if her Instant Death spells succeed. Now you can focus your attention on the other two, making sure to keep up Elemental Supplement on Castor, but watch out: if you take too long killing Vigintio he starts casting fucking METEOR, which has no element and has a good chance of killing multiple party members in one go. Once you take him down, then AND ONLY THEN can you bring down Castor, still making sure to keep him imbued with the elements you're immune to. As far as I can tell, there is NO OTHER WAY to win this fight. It's ridiculous and the game designers should be ashamed of themselves for bringing it into existence.
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I really, really do not like this game and I love taking any chance to rant about it. Basically the only way it matches the original Bravely Default and Second is its soundtrack.
-Firstly, it takes the world and characters already established across two games and throws them in the garbage. 1/10
Bravely Default "II", an utter travesty of a sequel that does nothing right.
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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OK but seriously I can't be the only one who thinks the character designs look way off right? Like comparing this to DQXI it feels like night and day
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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*Flapjack scream sound effect*
September 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Not sure if this is my absolute favorite but it's definitely up there
Two tumblr posts by user shakespork. The first reads: i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face The second reads: my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun? me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,
September 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Everyone likes listing their favorite Pokemon

But what do you think are the ugliest or most disappointing Pokemon?
Kingambit
September 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Pyro from Team Fortress 2. We don't see their real face and I hope we never do, honestly I think of them more as some kind of creature with the "mask" being their real face
August 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September
a picture of Duke Nukem looking smugly at the viewer, captioned "I know how they get the cars in the malls, but I'm not gonna tell you"
August 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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fuck it
August 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Donkey Kong Bananza reviews are IN!

IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
GameSpot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Nintendo Life - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Hideo Kojima - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
July 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Happy 4th
July 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM