Christopher Bretz
@saltybretzel.bsky.social
Illustrator • Art director 🎨 🎮 🎬 Former Secret Level, Sega of America, and Cisco AD. Proud papa. Daydreamer. 🚫 NFT or AI.
http://www.christopherbretz.ca
http://www.christopherbretz.ca
This is what makes me think we’re in the Idiocracy timeline.
May 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is what makes me think we’re in the Idiocracy timeline.
I went to stock a needed beverage to get through Trump’s address tonight, but the LCBO already took away my favourite Napa wines!
March 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I went to stock a needed beverage to get through Trump’s address tonight, but the LCBO already took away my favourite Napa wines!
I was thinking how we don’t have bedside clocks anymore. This was the model of clock radio I had growing up. I got this as a present in 1980 and listened to my first bands like the Police on it. It’s evil red eyes glared at me from the darkness for many years.
January 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I was thinking how we don’t have bedside clocks anymore. This was the model of clock radio I had growing up. I got this as a present in 1980 and listened to my first bands like the Police on it. It’s evil red eyes glared at me from the darkness for many years.
Happy New Year and new beginnings to all!
January 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Happy New Year and new beginnings to all!
Trying some dinosaur wine tonight. Vinosaurus!
December 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Trying some dinosaur wine tonight. Vinosaurus!
My kids and I were putting up the Christmas tree tonight and can’t forget this special visitor!
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 AM
My kids and I were putting up the Christmas tree tonight and can’t forget this special visitor!
Golem attack!
November 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Golem attack!
The Doctor is in
November 26, 2024 at 11:59 PM
The Doctor is in
Woo Wooo! Thank you for tagging me on the art train @flyingtrilobite.com !
Here are a couple of pieces of mine!
Tagging
@ailantd.bsky.social
@subversivegirl.bsky.social
@santanor.bsky.social
@maasart.bsky.social
@danorgillart.bsky.social
@izzymedrano.bsky.social
@e-m-gist.bsky.social
Here are a couple of pieces of mine!
Tagging
@ailantd.bsky.social
@subversivegirl.bsky.social
@santanor.bsky.social
@maasart.bsky.social
@danorgillart.bsky.social
@izzymedrano.bsky.social
@e-m-gist.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Woo Wooo! Thank you for tagging me on the art train @flyingtrilobite.com !
Here are a couple of pieces of mine!
Tagging
@ailantd.bsky.social
@subversivegirl.bsky.social
@santanor.bsky.social
@maasart.bsky.social
@danorgillart.bsky.social
@izzymedrano.bsky.social
@e-m-gist.bsky.social
Here are a couple of pieces of mine!
Tagging
@ailantd.bsky.social
@subversivegirl.bsky.social
@santanor.bsky.social
@maasart.bsky.social
@danorgillart.bsky.social
@izzymedrano.bsky.social
@e-m-gist.bsky.social
Age yourself with your first computer:
Power Mac 6100 got me through college.
We had others before at my parents, but this was my baby.
Power Mac 6100 got me through college.
We had others before at my parents, but this was my baby.
November 20, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Age yourself with your first computer:
Power Mac 6100 got me through college.
We had others before at my parents, but this was my baby.
Power Mac 6100 got me through college.
We had others before at my parents, but this was my baby.
The AI "art" process
October 12, 2024 at 2:41 PM
The AI "art" process
Got another tattoo yesterday!
September 18, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Got another tattoo yesterday!
Woot!
Still has that new car smell
Still has that new car smell
September 17, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Woot!
Still has that new car smell
Still has that new car smell
They met R2 and I think it was the highlight for them. Overall was a great day. My youngest was born on May the 4th and is starting to understand what that means.
August 23, 2024 at 1:35 AM
They met R2 and I think it was the highlight for them. Overall was a great day. My youngest was born on May the 4th and is starting to understand what that means.
New triceratops tattoo! I drew it and JJ at Visionseeker inked me.
August 14, 2024 at 5:17 PM
New triceratops tattoo! I drew it and JJ at Visionseeker inked me.
Tetrisphere, the first shipped game I worked, on was released on this day in 1997.
August 11, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Tetrisphere, the first shipped game I worked, on was released on this day in 1997.
Back at visionseeker studio to ink more tattoos! Thank you JJ!
August 2, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Back at visionseeker studio to ink more tattoos! Thank you JJ!
Updated it a bit
July 31, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Updated it a bit
Some more tattoos
July 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Some more tattoos
Working on some new tattoos. Tardis, Tri, and Zombie Spock.
July 30, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Working on some new tattoos. Tardis, Tri, and Zombie Spock.
I for one would have loved to see some red hulk 'stache
July 29, 2024 at 12:58 AM
I for one would have loved to see some red hulk 'stache