I thought so too… Had it in my hand to purchase, but then I read that it’s Raspberry flavored and I bailed.

I’m legit friends with an NHL mascot. If you’re ever in Dallas I’ll get you set up 😂

Accidentally misspelled Pantalones while high?

I finally relented and got one of those sweet sweet night guards and let me tell you I sleep like a rock now. Fully recommend embracing your inner middleageness if you haven’t already.

Without reading it, I thought you were showing the mechanism for getting a human pop tart out of a giant toaster.

Wait. Alabama only had SEVEN plays?!

We like to nap, bro sue us!

His shins are only 9” long. Is he relapsing with Benjamin Button disease?

This is a beautiful turn of events. Kiddo snuggles are the equivalent of a weighted blanket, effectively reducing reduce your anxiety during the game. Win-win.

Sylvester Stallíone

Some of my friends did something similar. It broke down on the way back to DFW and I think they just abandoned it there 😂

If you haven’t teared up during Bluey, that’s a clear sign you’re soulless. IMHO