bluesky is like twitter if twitter was homeschooled

me summoning the strength to carry my own drunk ass into bed tonight

(me thinking about what my remains would look like if i shot myself in the head with a buzz lightyear gun) wow yeah that's so true

(the 70 year year old woman i'm talking to for work) you're so lovely to chat with. you really care and listen. that's so rare these days. thank you

i've decided i'm going to try to make an rpgmaker game and if that doesn't happen to work out i always have domestic terrorism as a fallback plan

I wish I could live inside a tuco amalfi painting. just for a few days. a week tops

the only downside to being vegan is there are fewer available foods you can eat directly out of the can, which is one of the most psychologically perfect experiences a human being can have

it's my weekend and you know I'm gonna be getting absolutely buck wild over here

i went to go see sound of freedom but the amc theater staff insisted on taking turns sucking me off to distract me from the films important message. this is an attack on my civil liberties

i should have been born as a woodland creature. i'm great at freezing in place and glaring at potential predators with dilated pupils while my nose twitches slightly

i cut my own hair like three weeks ago but i don't have the heart to throw what i snipped off away. what if i need to use it in some kind of magical ritual. what if i need to curse someone

time to see what bluesky is all about baby