Is your inner monologue ever voiced by the DK Rap but sentence spliced? Never?It's just me?

@mercy.vallu.re Roast it

So, Rice Shower was a successful race horse in the 90s, was a heel, and tragically lost his life in a racing incident. His stuffed dolls wear number 3 or number 8, So is there an alternate Umaverse where people are flying flags like these and yell "DO IT FOR RICE!!"? #Umamusume #RiceShower

I'm going to go into making car audio equipment. You've heard of the brand Zenith? Get ready for Penith! Slam it in your car door!

Today I found out that if you put Gamer Supps Sakura Splash in A&W Root Beer, it tastes like Bottlecaps.

I have a Shark brand robot vacuum I named Gooba and just now it would not stop trying to vacuum my feet. #gawrgura

Has anyone ever thought to draw the Gene telling a very disappointed Kureiji Ollie "Rule Number 3: I can't make anyone fall in love with the dead."?

I'll make my first post here a video of a nail-biter in #FZero-99