Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt
@saltqween.bsky.social
99% Hermit
1% Rage Poster
Twitter Refugee, Dirty Reylo, Snark Aficionado, Collector of Stompy Boots, Cheeky Bastard, Egregious Capitalizer.
Save Ster Werms by finding Ben Solo and renewing The Acolyte
1% Rage Poster
Twitter Refugee, Dirty Reylo, Snark Aficionado, Collector of Stompy Boots, Cheeky Bastard, Egregious Capitalizer.
Save Ster Werms by finding Ben Solo and renewing The Acolyte
I got my Bigfoot quilt back from my friend with the long arm, and it looks great!
The cats all heartily approve lol
The cats all heartily approve lol
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I got my Bigfoot quilt back from my friend with the long arm, and it looks great!
The cats all heartily approve lol
The cats all heartily approve lol
Apparently I have a few Samuel L. Jackson memes
October 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Apparently I have a few Samuel L. Jackson memes
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Official portrait of #TheHuntForBenSolo CEO
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Official portrait of #TheHuntForBenSolo CEO
This one is his favorite
October 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This one is his favorite
I guess that Titanic set is going to wait a little longer!
Lego has taken over here and I am out of places to put it 🙄
Lego has taken over here and I am out of places to put it 🙄
September 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I guess that Titanic set is going to wait a little longer!
Lego has taken over here and I am out of places to put it 🙄
Lego has taken over here and I am out of places to put it 🙄
And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
July 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Bush cat is happy
May 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bush cat is happy
The crime The criminal
April 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The crime The criminal
Ahh, a spring fire and a fresh story from AO3
Perfect night 💗
Perfect night 💗
April 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ahh, a spring fire and a fresh story from AO3
Perfect night 💗
Perfect night 💗
Cutest temporary obstacle ever!
April 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Cutest temporary obstacle ever!
Heard of a lap cat?
Well, Lucky is more of a sternum cat.
Well, Lucky is more of a sternum cat.
February 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Heard of a lap cat?
Well, Lucky is more of a sternum cat.
Well, Lucky is more of a sternum cat.
Amazing poster by @martharichart.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Amazing poster by @martharichart.bsky.social
In the Year of Our Lord 2025, JD Vance’s couch has been discovered.
January 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In the Year of Our Lord 2025, JD Vance’s couch has been discovered.
Slow declines are hard to judge when you see them every day.
My Ester got VERY thin near the end, but was not in any pain and unbearably happy. But I saw her every day, and thin became the new normal. Looking back at her now, I am horrified I let her get so skinny.
My Ester got VERY thin near the end, but was not in any pain and unbearably happy. But I saw her every day, and thin became the new normal. Looking back at her now, I am horrified I let her get so skinny.
November 29, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Slow declines are hard to judge when you see them every day.
My Ester got VERY thin near the end, but was not in any pain and unbearably happy. But I saw her every day, and thin became the new normal. Looking back at her now, I am horrified I let her get so skinny.
My Ester got VERY thin near the end, but was not in any pain and unbearably happy. But I saw her every day, and thin became the new normal. Looking back at her now, I am horrified I let her get so skinny.
5- Not sure how fun this fact is, but I will only ever drive Volvo cars until the day I die because some old codger pulled out in front of me in a Suburban and i t-boned him at 40 mph. I walked away with a totaled car (sob) and a teeny abrasion from the seatbelt.
Pic is the pretty side, FYI
Pic is the pretty side, FYI
November 24, 2024 at 2:57 PM
5- Not sure how fun this fact is, but I will only ever drive Volvo cars until the day I die because some old codger pulled out in front of me in a Suburban and i t-boned him at 40 mph. I walked away with a totaled car (sob) and a teeny abrasion from the seatbelt.
Pic is the pretty side, FYI
Pic is the pretty side, FYI
Oh I love these things!
Disclaimer: The likelihood of my answers being timely is pretty much zero. But they will appear eventually!
Disclaimer: The likelihood of my answers being timely is pretty much zero. But they will appear eventually!
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Oh I love these things!
Disclaimer: The likelihood of my answers being timely is pretty much zero. But they will appear eventually!
Disclaimer: The likelihood of my answers being timely is pretty much zero. But they will appear eventually!
Welp, I guess snow season has arrived 🫤
You can’t tell from the picture, but that shit is flying sideways
You can’t tell from the picture, but that shit is flying sideways
November 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Welp, I guess snow season has arrived 🫤
You can’t tell from the picture, but that shit is flying sideways
You can’t tell from the picture, but that shit is flying sideways
Holy shit, they are here.
I blocked almost instantly, but…
I blocked almost instantly, but…
November 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Holy shit, they are here.
I blocked almost instantly, but…
I blocked almost instantly, but…
Out and about adulting, but at least here I won’t get banned for posting my yummy lunch!
(FU Egon!)
(FU Egon!)
November 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Out and about adulting, but at least here I won’t get banned for posting my yummy lunch!
(FU Egon!)
(FU Egon!)
Deep in the caffeination hour. I promise I will be human soon.
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Deep in the caffeination hour. I promise I will be human soon.
My dearly departed Andy-Pandy, The crankiest queen in all the kingdom.
That magnetic cat flap did not work out the way either of us thought it would!
That magnetic cat flap did not work out the way either of us thought it would!
November 17, 2024 at 3:01 PM
My dearly departed Andy-Pandy, The crankiest queen in all the kingdom.
That magnetic cat flap did not work out the way either of us thought it would!
That magnetic cat flap did not work out the way either of us thought it would!
Huh, the black cat pics I carefully curated seem to be a tad blacker than expected :/
November 14, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Huh, the black cat pics I carefully curated seem to be a tad blacker than expected :/
The many black cats of the Salty household:
Lucky, small but mighty
Cagney, the pesty scruff-meister
Spaz, the whiny chickenshit
And last but not least…
Toothless, earnestly energetic
Lucky, small but mighty
Cagney, the pesty scruff-meister
Spaz, the whiny chickenshit
And last but not least…
Toothless, earnestly energetic
November 14, 2024 at 10:12 PM
The many black cats of the Salty household:
Lucky, small but mighty
Cagney, the pesty scruff-meister
Spaz, the whiny chickenshit
And last but not least…
Toothless, earnestly energetic
Lucky, small but mighty
Cagney, the pesty scruff-meister
Spaz, the whiny chickenshit
And last but not least…
Toothless, earnestly energetic