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jake
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luddite | moonlight man
How the hell do so many companies have my email, this day is hell for my inbox that I refuse to check
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So the macys day parade is just one big ad?
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Don’t really know what to think of V. so far, this section on Egypt has been hard to follow, but the taste you get of the hunt for V. by Stencil is really exciting
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Finally bought Silksong and it’s just so good, exactly reminds me of playing Hollow Knight the first time
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Started reading V., my favorite part of Pynchon books is trying to figure out if he’s making someone up or using a genuine historical reference. “Sidar Kitchener” is just close enough to a real persons name hat you can’t tell at first look if it’s real or not lol
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Git is down, this should be equivalent to a snow day
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I think my favorite part of One Battle After Another is when Leo is in the parent teacher conference, stoned, talking shit on Benjamin Franklin lmfao
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Been grinding C++ for so long I feel like I forgot how to play, painfully close to the end of #Balatro and idk if I’m gonna make it
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I fucking hate a normalized database
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every day I wake up and I’m plagued by the fact that avocado is a fruit
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Seeing Florry tonight then Ryan Davis next week 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey where are my #pynchon pals at, I can’t decide if I should read V first then Shadow Ticket or just read Shadow Ticket to join in on the hype
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Damn!!! I just finished Inherent Vice, the flourishes with California food and hippie mysticism made me feel so comfy and stoned. I coulda read about Doc for a whole other novel, he had a clever way of getting through everything. A really fun book, need to watch the movie again now
October 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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"Product of his time" harvest the fruit of the dick tree and choke on its fruit.
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
October 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My daughter can’t talk yet but just with her eyes she was trying to understand that sometimes grownup dinner is just a Halloween treat size bag of M&Ms
October 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What do we need a confusion matrix for? I’m already confused
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One Battle After Another was fucking incredible! I’m so here for this Pynchon autumn, got my Shadow Ticket preorder ready to ship out on the 7th too
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
How the hell was Jason Molina so good
October 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I hate trying to wrap my head around writing unit tests once a month
October 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’d be cool if a stain ever came out of a shirt
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My 1 year old who only likes Sabrina Carpenter and Lady Gaga can’t help but dance to the new Geese album too open.spotify.com/track/5jR6zO...
Bow Down
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September 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“You can make the cobras dance but not meeeee”
September 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Triple album from Jeff Tweedy and the new Geese album tonight hell fuckin yeah
a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
ALT: a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
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September 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM