Salty
@saltinmytea.bsky.social
I did not choose this name it was bestowed upon me without my knowledge.
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AGH WHY IS THIS THE FIRST THING I SEE
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
AGH WHY IS THIS THE FIRST THING I SEE
Hah! Yeah I’m all better now :)
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Hah! Yeah I’m all better now :)
(If you saw my typo no you didn’t.)
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
(If you saw my typo no you didn’t.)
Salt loves being part of the Author :)
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Salt loves being part of the Author :)
Nope. You can’t make me say nothing.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Nope. You can’t make me say nothing.
SHUSH. I WILL BITE YOUR FINGERS OFF.
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
SHUSH. I WILL BITE YOUR FINGERS OFF.
Okay but that’s really funny though.
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Okay but that’s really funny though.
I love sports but the bears aren’t in it so I don’t care
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I love sports but the bears aren’t in it so I don’t care
BFHHFHFHFB SHUT UP DONT TURN THIS AROUND ON ME
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
BFHHFHFHFB SHUT UP DONT TURN THIS AROUND ON ME
I am my own independent being, Billy.
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I am my own independent being, Billy.
THIS AINT ABOUT ME WE’RE TRYING TO KILL SHOCK HERE NOT ME.
Also hehe. The robot thinks its name is shock how cute is that!
Also hehe. The robot thinks its name is shock how cute is that!
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
THIS AINT ABOUT ME WE’RE TRYING TO KILL SHOCK HERE NOT ME.
Also hehe. The robot thinks its name is shock how cute is that!
Also hehe. The robot thinks its name is shock how cute is that!
Yes.
That isn’t me mimicing Night I just agree with her.
That isn’t me mimicing Night I just agree with her.
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Yes.
That isn’t me mimicing Night I just agree with her.
That isn’t me mimicing Night I just agree with her.
Exactly and that’s why I’ll never be assimilated again
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Exactly and that’s why I’ll never be assimilated again
This is a really good point, the teasing would just be a bit less varied.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This is a really good point, the teasing would just be a bit less varied.
HHRHHRFHFHFH shut up, Billy. I was about to say that I’d never be so down bad for a character that I TF…
But Billy didn’t TF. Billy has just always been Billy. Forever.
But Billy didn’t TF. Billy has just always been Billy. Forever.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
HHRHHRFHFHFH shut up, Billy. I was about to say that I’d never be so down bad for a character that I TF…
But Billy didn’t TF. Billy has just always been Billy. Forever.
But Billy didn’t TF. Billy has just always been Billy. Forever.
What do you mean, Billy?
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
What do you mean, Billy?
Sorry to hear that. Truly a fate worse than death
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Sorry to hear that. Truly a fate worse than death
Life is hell, the fucking patriots are in the Super Bowl again.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Life is hell, the fucking patriots are in the Super Bowl again.
Makes sense, hard to deny an absolute unshakeable universal truth.
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Makes sense, hard to deny an absolute unshakeable universal truth.