I was too the only dyke in school to have fun as a teenager & now I finally get to lie about seeing a friend so I can go out on a date instead

“Dumped” means gently & predictably being broken up with but,, character limit

Turns out having 1 day a week to manage ur life and see the people u care about is not quite enough

Also I got dumped & then realized I forgot my boots 1 hour into my 3 hour drive so I had turn around & then there were a million accidents the rest of the way up so my 3 hour drive took 6!! hours

I usually think of myself as generally unattractive to straight men (fat+muscly, kinda butch, often dirty) but I’ve learned that really it’s just about whether my hair is long enough to stick out the bottom of my hat or not

How many times is this guy gonna compare the love interest to a child

TBH the part about how intimate creating a character is & how you don’t get to make their choices for them etc etc was laughable, given how bad the author is at making characters and how awful the characterization was for the “person” they were specifically referring to