Unironically divantart may be the angle. You can advertise a patron directly on it

What's even weirder is that this coming off of the release of Metroid Dread. A game that portrayed Samus as a cold, calculated, stylish killer in multiple cutscenes. I don't know how we went from that to the motherly altruistic protector they are describing here.

He's so "Little DM PC that is forcefully adopted by the party" coded we love Popper

That brief moment my brain gets flooded with endorphins and adrenalin as that crick in my neck turns into spiked maws of teeth gotta feel good as fuuuuck

This is me off of 8 hours of sleep and two red bulls 🔥