Just Clay
@saltedcaramellibra.bsky.social
Pastry Chef- Business Owner. Mrs. Pots with the 🫖
If you can't love me at my salty then you don't deserve me at my sweet 😂💛🖤🦡.
If you can't love me at my salty then you don't deserve me at my sweet 😂💛🖤🦡.
The way people react when they're informed "this is my job not my career" #confused
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February 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The way people react when they're informed "this is my job not my career" #confused
To think a bunch of little scorpios are being conceived tonight lol #happyvalentinesday
February 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
To think a bunch of little scorpios are being conceived tonight lol #happyvalentinesday
Every time I start a story with "tell me why" I pause a lil #backstreetboys #brooklyn99
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February 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Every time I start a story with "tell me why" I pause a lil #backstreetboys #brooklyn99
Watching The Simpsons S7 E23 talking about how the Mayor wanted to distract everyone from raised taxes by blaming it on immigrants. Getting everyone to agree to deport all the immigrants of Springfield. Want the writers to lemme hold them tarot cards they use. #thesimpsons #simpsonsdidit
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February 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Watching The Simpsons S7 E23 talking about how the Mayor wanted to distract everyone from raised taxes by blaming it on immigrants. Getting everyone to agree to deport all the immigrants of Springfield. Want the writers to lemme hold them tarot cards they use. #thesimpsons #simpsonsdidit
So I put in my time off request at work and the 'submit' button doesn't light up until you put something in the notes section 😅. So I wrote "I'm out"
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January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So I put in my time off request at work and the 'submit' button doesn't light up until you put something in the notes section 😅. So I wrote "I'm out"
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Working at the bus depot at night, there's one thing I'm usually scared of. Once all the drivers are in I get to go and I wait for my cab in the hallway. Tell me this isn't a scene from a scary movie. Let ONE light flicker my blade comes out. I don't need to die before the opening credits.
January 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Working at the bus depot at night, there's one thing I'm usually scared of. Once all the drivers are in I get to go and I wait for my cab in the hallway. Tell me this isn't a scene from a scary movie. Let ONE light flicker my blade comes out. I don't need to die before the opening credits.
Chelsea (sister) and I are watching TV and we hear our mom say "who said you can lick my cookie?" The way we both turned our head with the quickness to see. Our dog Shadow trying to eat our mother's oreo. 😅🙄
January 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Chelsea (sister) and I are watching TV and we hear our mom say "who said you can lick my cookie?" The way we both turned our head with the quickness to see. Our dog Shadow trying to eat our mother's oreo. 😅🙄
It's Jan 1st... 6 something in the AM and I already gotta put base in my voice at work. Them bottles not the only thing that can get popped. #dispatcherlife
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January 1, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's Jan 1st... 6 something in the AM and I already gotta put base in my voice at work. Them bottles not the only thing that can get popped. #dispatcherlife
I go through the drive through with Ma. I get a chicken nugget combo with fries and a coke. She gets a salad 😒. She goes, "Those fries smell good" 😑 then I see the hand coming for my bag...ma'am your salad is right here.
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December 31, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I go through the drive through with Ma. I get a chicken nugget combo with fries and a coke. She gets a salad 😒. She goes, "Those fries smell good" 😑 then I see the hand coming for my bag...ma'am your salad is right here.
TMI moment. 8am Saturday I get a call from my boss at home that ish is going haywire. She asks can I come in. Absolutely not cause 1. I'm still 🍄🍀 and 2. It's my day off and I don't even wanna be at work when I'm scheduled to be there 😅...
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December 30, 2024 at 5:43 AM
TMI moment. 8am Saturday I get a call from my boss at home that ish is going haywire. She asks can I come in. Absolutely not cause 1. I'm still 🍄🍀 and 2. It's my day off and I don't even wanna be at work when I'm scheduled to be there 😅...
Watching Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer as an adult hit different. There was a reindeer that was teasing him and the reindeer had blonde hair. I would have been on some "don't worry bout my nose bruh. Worry bout why you have blonde hair and only the elves have blonde hair" #clockthattea
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December 25, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Watching Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer as an adult hit different. There was a reindeer that was teasing him and the reindeer had blonde hair. I would have been on some "don't worry bout my nose bruh. Worry bout why you have blonde hair and only the elves have blonde hair" #clockthattea
I don't like how excited I am over finding a matching pair of gloves while I'm cleaning my room. I literally threw my hands up in the air like YES!! #wintergloves
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December 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I don't like how excited I am over finding a matching pair of gloves while I'm cleaning my room. I literally threw my hands up in the air like YES!! #wintergloves
There is a tree in my neighborhood that is always covered in birds. I was walking up the block and I hear them chirping away. I get close to the tree and they got quiet. I'm like I know these birds weren't talkin bout me.
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December 7, 2024 at 9:55 PM
There is a tree in my neighborhood that is always covered in birds. I was walking up the block and I hear them chirping away. I get close to the tree and they got quiet. I'm like I know these birds weren't talkin bout me.
So you ask me out on a date.... stood me up... I block your number after giving you time to explain yourself with no reaponse... then months later you friend request me on facebook. If you don't
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December 4, 2024 at 1:42 PM
So you ask me out on a date.... stood me up... I block your number after giving you time to explain yourself with no reaponse... then months later you friend request me on facebook. If you don't
How I feel after I get my hair done!! A WHOLE transformation #naturalhair #blackgirlmagic
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December 3, 2024 at 7:54 PM
How I feel after I get my hair done!! A WHOLE transformation #naturalhair #blackgirlmagic
At the post office (yes they still exist) scrolling and I left my headphones at home.... not my ig feed betraying me. Just scrolling minding my business and mad loud all you hear is "FEELING ACHY AFTER A LONG DAY" like wha
December 2, 2024 at 5:58 PM
At the post office (yes they still exist) scrolling and I left my headphones at home.... not my ig feed betraying me. Just scrolling minding my business and mad loud all you hear is "FEELING ACHY AFTER A LONG DAY" like wha
Every time I try to shop for family during the holidays. I see them same and all I hear is.
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November 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Every time I try to shop for family during the holidays. I see them same and all I hear is.
Fell asleep at the kitchen table. Idk if it's the itis or life, but it happened and I accepted it. #thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Fell asleep at the kitchen table. Idk if it's the itis or life, but it happened and I accepted it. #thanksgiving
Every year around this time I am reminded that more than 20yrs ago @randomdisasters.bsky.social was partially responsible for saving my life at a sweet 16. 😬😅😆
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November 28, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Every year around this time I am reminded that more than 20yrs ago @randomdisasters.bsky.social was partially responsible for saving my life at a sweet 16. 😬😅😆
Woke up to both my room lights burnt out and I just shook my head and said outloud "Same" #morningshift
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Woke up to both my room lights burnt out and I just shook my head and said outloud "Same" #morningshift