im a tad early but im gonna be busy on tuesday and i didnt want to forget

and like, im p sure its 11/11 in china rn anyway

he shouldnt be stuck outside, all alone in the cold like that. he can't survive in the wild. what if a car hits him? what if he terrorizes the local ecosystem? what if someone else kidnaps the poor thing and puts him in their evil basement?

he is ouppy, esp in aikuvision. and when called puppy he barks too

the type of puppy who gets put into silly bee costumes

i sound very dudebro but like i wanna see special moves and 'are we still playing soccer right now' type of stuff

if onazi just found his ego then he should be able to aura it right? unless theyre trying to say hes failing at getting a selfish ego

or unless nomura is taking a break

oh oh one more thing: i wish there was more aura in this game. onazi hasn't auraed once (i do not accept the caveman/mammoth thing that was an ego hallucination)

bachira and reo had smth but everything else seems auraless (isagis puzzles do not count)

he also dates the kaiser hair by year and month because over time the hair does lighten and darken depending on how much sun kaiser gets

the first batch of kaiser hair came from the shaggy mess in the back but the newer batches are from his bangs / the choppy undyed parts at the back of his neck

ness has clippings of kaisers hair in a book for totally uncreepy reasons.

once in a while, when theres an untested brand or shade of box dye, he takes out a lock of kaiser hair and dyes it with the unknown dye just to make sure it doesnt turn his hair green

in the beginning of their relationship, ness wasnt as infatuated as he is now.

but kaiser invited him to a shopping trip and peered at him through his lashes and sipped his drink with his plush pink lips and asked ness to find a shade of blue that matched his rose and ness was weak.

other things: ness would scour the stores for THE shade of royal blue. not turquoise, not sky blue, not cobalt, heavens forbid, not indigo. he has bought up lots and lots of it and prays they never stop manufacturing that color

im not saying a barbershop / salon would look at kaiser and start going at him with a #5 guard when he just wanted an inch off the bottom and trimmed split ends but i wouldnt be surprised

at some point ness mentions his cousin cut hair and kaisers like 'so that means you can cut hair'

internally hes like 'this is like primates grooming each other this promotes bonding and strengthens hierarchy'

if his hair got fucked up, itd be free+ itd make ness feel indebted towards him

yeah his hair is trapping in heat but its getting chilly anyway.

ray dark says it could be like a brand thing. something to make him recognizable to fans.

yeah his hair blocks his vision sometimes but he can see thru it so whatever its fine hes gonna go and buy more books and fix up mr. ball

then he grows out his hair. at least this way he has to trim it less. but after a while its like, he can grow it a few cm longer or pay up 30 euros. imagine how many psychology books he could buy with that money.

yeah its sticking to his shoulders but thats hardly any discomfort compared to before

and after a cheaper barbershop fucks up his hair entirely by giving him a really short haircut that makes him look like every other basic bitch npc in bm, he swears off barbers entirely

hell let a human jab at his neck with a needle 3000 times but he wont trust a barber not to rob him

kaiser doesnt see the price bc the barber shop knows theyre dealing w inexperienced teens with money for the first time, alone.

"the fuck you mean its 40 euros"

"i have to come back twice a month? hard fucking pass"

at some point in his childhood kaiser got lice and got fully shaved down via his fathers beard trimmers and thought he looked like his father so he decided to never go too short or bald ever.

either way, kaisers never stepped foot in a barbershop

and for most of his life he just sort of hacked at it with dull scissors in the dark, outside, until it resembled smth close to what other people looked like. close to his head, somewhat even in length, w some long-ish bangs bc having blunt straight bangs in the front makes him look like a dweeb

imagine kaiser, fresh out of jail and situated in the bm dorms. ray dark has given him a stipend and its not a lot but his food water and housing is covered so it is extra

and he goes to the barber closest to the dorms. he doesnt have any idea on quality. its not like he can steal from a barbershop