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Saltpunk
@salt-punk.bsky.social
🎮 Game Dev
⚒️ Ex Nihilo, Nihil Fit
🧷 Metal heavy, soft at the core
⚙️ Designer and Programmer for Ghost Heart Games 👻❤️

Be kind, or I'll kick your ass 🖤
I thought I heard someone screaming back
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I wanna share nachos with these gents.
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'm ready to catch hands from the Waddles hitbox.
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hey bud, I didn't vote for this shit. I just had the unfortunate luck of being born in a country of anti-intellectual bible thumpers who worship pedophile tin-pot dictators. I hate this shit as much as you.

So, yeah, I don't blame you for feeling that way.
January 21, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I just found you so I'm late to this party but, holy shit, this is making my mouth water. You just got my wish list and my money.
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January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I mispronounced "Archive" as "Ar-Chive" well into young adulthood because I only ever read it. Now I can hear pronunciations of words and names before I sound like a knuckle dragging idiot.
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Ted does this every year. You see, the Texas power grid isnt built for cold inclement weather and he needs some place warm to lay his clutch of eggs. Temperatures can promote sexual size dimorphism for invertebrates. He has to make sure his brood survives to adulthood.
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Congrats, happy for you!
January 21, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I'm just happy the bots who follow me pay attention. They keeping the lights on over here.
January 21, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This is the law of equivalent exchange.
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
But, you're Burger Snail, this goes against your ethos. Don't change who you are for big meatball. Put some buns between that beef.
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
How dare you..

*reads notes*

Have compassion and basic human empathy, you monster.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
See, everytime I do a pull request I keep yelling "Git in my ass!" But, apparently, that's not "polite" or "professional"
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Good thing housing isnt made out of meat?
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
To understand art, you need something techbros lack, a soul.
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Looks like a perfectly normal bucket to me.
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
It's honestly been so long since I played, I think I can play through again and have the surprise...I dont remember a lot from the expansions...but then I think about base game...I just remember the grind.

And I have no more mmo friends anymore.
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
"Oh you didn't want the weird racism? Oh, you wanted the weird non-consensual porn I can make of people? Its one or the other, I just get asked so often for both, you know? Yeah, not problem, I have no issue violating a woman's rights."
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Golden Deer, easy.

However the correct answer is all of them.
January 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I think this one's bugged, it seems to only hate women, POC, and women who are POC...for some...reason...
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January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Not even good loot. These clowns are tier 1 mobs. Need 15 scalps to finish my quest.
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM