Tess is on Expedition 33
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28 | She/they | Neurodivergent | Gamer | TTRPG Enjoyer | Lover of Fictional Characters | Dragon Age, ATLA, FF7 & Star Wars | #1 Jeremy Swayman Defender
MDNI. If you know me in person be wary, this is where my hyper-fixations live
MDNI. If you know me in person be wary, this is where my hyper-fixations live
Going to start describing all of my emotional states with Ben Starr images. This is my baseline.
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Going to start describing all of my emotional states with Ben Starr images. This is my baseline.
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yeah this feels pretty accurate
(Fuck you Oghren).
A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
(Fuck you Oghren).
A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yeah this feels pretty accurate
(Fuck you Oghren).
A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
(Fuck you Oghren).
A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
Go Bruins!
October 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Go Bruins!
I hate matinee games
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hate matinee games
The two I got wrong really tripped me up 😭
October 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The two I got wrong really tripped me up 😭
What do you MEAN Hampus Lindholm has a lower body injury
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
What do you MEAN Hampus Lindholm has a lower body injury
I will now accept formal written apologies from Jeremy Swayman haters
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I will now accept formal written apologies from Jeremy Swayman haters
Foxing was the last band I saw live before the pandemic, and Twenty One Pilots is the first I saw when I was comfortable going into big crowds again.
Foxing is going on haitus at the end of the year and Twenty One Pilots doesn’t plan on touring again any time soon after the Breach tour.
Foxing is going on haitus at the end of the year and Twenty One Pilots doesn’t plan on touring again any time soon after the Breach tour.
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Foxing was the last band I saw live before the pandemic, and Twenty One Pilots is the first I saw when I was comfortable going into big crowds again.
Foxing is going on haitus at the end of the year and Twenty One Pilots doesn’t plan on touring again any time soon after the Breach tour.
Foxing is going on haitus at the end of the year and Twenty One Pilots doesn’t plan on touring again any time soon after the Breach tour.
Just kidding I got it to work finally and now we’re so back (at 5PM EST)
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just kidding I got it to work finally and now we’re so back (at 5PM EST)
Hockey preseason starts today and NESN’s stupid subscription service won’t take my stupid money so I might MISS IT because of this stupid broadcasting service’s stupid shitty app.
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hockey preseason starts today and NESN’s stupid subscription service won’t take my stupid money so I might MISS IT because of this stupid broadcasting service’s stupid shitty app.
It’s almost hockey season!!!!
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s almost hockey season!!!!
Watching everyone getting letters from Dema and checking my mail to confirm that I have once again not received a letter.
Twenty One Pilots please I’ve been here for 13 years I’m begging
Twenty One Pilots please I’ve been here for 13 years I’m begging
August 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Watching everyone getting letters from Dema and checking my mail to confirm that I have once again not received a letter.
Twenty One Pilots please I’ve been here for 13 years I’m begging
Twenty One Pilots please I’ve been here for 13 years I’m begging
Definitely not the last two but the rest are pretty accurate
August 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Definitely not the last two but the rest are pretty accurate
Me when the monthly PMDD symptoms sink in
June 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me when the monthly PMDD symptoms sink in
This is May. I have a cat toy that I relinquished from her possession that she wants very badly. I had dinner with my aunt who lives in Florida today while she was visiting, which was nice!
June 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is May. I have a cat toy that I relinquished from her possession that she wants very badly. I had dinner with my aunt who lives in Florida today while she was visiting, which was nice!
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
You know what, I can see the vision. A therapist being my #1 feels so on the nose
You know what, I can see the vision. A therapist being my #1 feels so on the nose
May 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
You know what, I can see the vision. A therapist being my #1 feels so on the nose
You know what, I can see the vision. A therapist being my #1 feels so on the nose
I also want to be part of the trends and things
April 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I also want to be part of the trends and things
I have ADHD during a stimulant shortage, which means I get most of my dopamine from other sources. My current favorite is getting other ND people into my hyperfixations and then keeping the evidence like little trophies
March 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I have ADHD during a stimulant shortage, which means I get most of my dopamine from other sources. My current favorite is getting other ND people into my hyperfixations and then keeping the evidence like little trophies
I don’t even know why I’m bothering to stay up for these west coast games.
March 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I don’t even know why I’m bothering to stay up for these west coast games.
I adore him
March 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I adore him
