For the first time, I think Doctor Who has truly devastated me
June 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For the first time, I think Doctor Who has truly devastated me
I'm not gonna be the one to confirm this but I'm pretty sure I'm just pissing the energy drinks I drank yesterday
April 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm not gonna be the one to confirm this but I'm pretty sure I'm just pissing the energy drinks I drank yesterday
"That Monster Energy is better for you than Dr Pepper" was a pretty good indication I couldn't trust him
April 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"That Monster Energy is better for you than Dr Pepper" was a pretty good indication I couldn't trust him
Reposted by salsabits
orcish bowmasters / howling mine / underworld dreams / as much targeted card draw as you can load. trust me here. make them pay for drawing cards. bury them in their own cards. put cards on their grave
April 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
orcish bowmasters / howling mine / underworld dreams / as much targeted card draw as you can load. trust me here. make them pay for drawing cards. bury them in their own cards. put cards on their grave
I think I need a nap after fighting the urge to hit my brakes on the cop who just tailgated me for 12 blocks
April 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think I need a nap after fighting the urge to hit my brakes on the cop who just tailgated me for 12 blocks
"Nobody asked for this" is such a weird response to a movie, or any medium of art really. I've literally not asked for *any* of the art I've loved over the years.
Who thinks folks should create *only* what someone else *asked* for? Entitled folks, that's who.
Who thinks folks should create *only* what someone else *asked* for? Entitled folks, that's who.
March 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Nobody asked for this" is such a weird response to a movie, or any medium of art really. I've literally not asked for *any* of the art I've loved over the years.
Who thinks folks should create *only* what someone else *asked* for? Entitled folks, that's who.
Who thinks folks should create *only* what someone else *asked* for? Entitled folks, that's who.
Ok so after playing this game for a couple weeks now, I stumble across the fact that Erika Ishii is one of the voices for Rook so looks like I'll be starting a new Dragon Age: The Veilguard playthrough
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ok so after playing this game for a couple weeks now, I stumble across the fact that Erika Ishii is one of the voices for Rook so looks like I'll be starting a new Dragon Age: The Veilguard playthrough
Hey - sorry to interrupt - quick question tho: how long do I have to stand, halfway thru this bathroom doorway & nodding - until you stop talking to me?
March 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hey - sorry to interrupt - quick question tho: how long do I have to stand, halfway thru this bathroom doorway & nodding - until you stop talking to me?
Can I get venn diagram of dudes who "just wanna protect the children" and dudes who refuse to hug their own kids?
March 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can I get venn diagram of dudes who "just wanna protect the children" and dudes who refuse to hug their own kids?
Mom: Your daughter says she wants music by Arrested Monkeys.
Me: Arrested Monkeys?
Mom: Whatever band on her shirt.
Me: Arctic Monkeys.
Mom: Hurtful Monkeys?
Me: Arrested Monkeys?
Mom: Whatever band on her shirt.
Me: Arctic Monkeys.
Mom: Hurtful Monkeys?
March 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Mom: Your daughter says she wants music by Arrested Monkeys.
Me: Arrested Monkeys?
Mom: Whatever band on her shirt.
Me: Arctic Monkeys.
Mom: Hurtful Monkeys?
Me: Arrested Monkeys?
Mom: Whatever band on her shirt.
Me: Arctic Monkeys.
Mom: Hurtful Monkeys?
So I've been playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard for this last week & I've been stuck in a character creation loop this entire time. I've not made it farther than the Nadas Dirthalen but I've taken that same trip with like 80+ slightly different multiversal variants of Rook.
March 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So I've been playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard for this last week & I've been stuck in a character creation loop this entire time. I've not made it farther than the Nadas Dirthalen but I've taken that same trip with like 80+ slightly different multiversal variants of Rook.
So I just had to block my first picklefart here & OF COURSE it was because they saw a discussion about enjoying something & felt compelled to monologue why it sucked.
March 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
So I just had to block my first picklefart here & OF COURSE it was because they saw a discussion about enjoying something & felt compelled to monologue why it sucked.
You know, I started playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard and uh this game is... fun?
I'm starting to think the internet doesn't know wtf it's talking about because this game does not deserve the copypasta negativity it gets
I'm starting to think the internet doesn't know wtf it's talking about because this game does not deserve the copypasta negativity it gets
March 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You know, I started playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard and uh this game is... fun?
I'm starting to think the internet doesn't know wtf it's talking about because this game does not deserve the copypasta negativity it gets
I'm starting to think the internet doesn't know wtf it's talking about because this game does not deserve the copypasta negativity it gets
"Pass me, you coward" -me driving or the stone in my kidney?
March 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Pass me, you coward" -me driving or the stone in my kidney?
Them: are you bein' serious?
Ben Serious: ...yes?
Ben Serious: ...yes?
March 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Them: are you bein' serious?
Ben Serious: ...yes?
Ben Serious: ...yes?
I love when folks compliment my beard because it's just a representation of my laziness
They're basically saying "Yo congrats on being too lazy to shave for a few years"
They're basically saying "Yo congrats on being too lazy to shave for a few years"
March 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I love when folks compliment my beard because it's just a representation of my laziness
They're basically saying "Yo congrats on being too lazy to shave for a few years"
They're basically saying "Yo congrats on being too lazy to shave for a few years"
Under no circumstances whatsoever should you tell customers when the truck is arriving
February 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Under no circumstances whatsoever should you tell customers when the truck is arriving
"Men use logic. Women use feelings."
Bro just say you're not a man. It's less words.
Bro just say you're not a man. It's less words.
February 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Men use logic. Women use feelings."
Bro just say you're not a man. It's less words.
Bro just say you're not a man. It's less words.
to be perfectly clear, when i say "no one wants to work" i am specifically talking about the card reader at my store
February 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
to be perfectly clear, when i say "no one wants to work" i am specifically talking about the card reader at my store
Ok so why is it always the barely there hairs that hurt the most when pulled?
February 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ok so why is it always the barely there hairs that hurt the most when pulled?
Them: Why is it the last two times I've called, it sounded like you were in the bathroom?
Me: Because the last two times you've called, I've been in the bathroom.
Me: Because the last two times you've called, I've been in the bathroom.
February 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Them: Why is it the last two times I've called, it sounded like you were in the bathroom?
Me: Because the last two times you've called, I've been in the bathroom.
Me: Because the last two times you've called, I've been in the bathroom.
The question: does egg salad contain mayo
The Goggle search: does egg salad contain eggs
The reason: bong hits
The Goggle search: does egg salad contain eggs
The reason: bong hits
February 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The question: does egg salad contain mayo
The Goggle search: does egg salad contain eggs
The reason: bong hits
The Goggle search: does egg salad contain eggs
The reason: bong hits
no no it's not AI
I'm just a really really bad artist
I'm just a really really bad artist
February 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
no no it's not AI
I'm just a really really bad artist
I'm just a really really bad artist
Found my new email signature
February 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Found my new email signature
It's not that I *want* to buy bootleg shirts of my favorite bands. I'd rather they get the money. But they don't seem to think fans my size even exist.
January 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's not that I *want* to buy bootleg shirts of my favorite bands. I'd rather they get the money. But they don't seem to think fans my size even exist.